SXSW Review: The Beaver

Thursday, March 17 by

A strong portrait of coping with depression. With a beaver.


Breck Eisner In The Running To Be Protested By Wiccans

Thursday, March 17 by

First there was Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, and now Summit is looking to make The Last Witch Hunter. If I were a witch, I’d be pissed right about now.


Jennifer Lawrence Wins ‘Hunger Games’ Tween Movie Jackpot

Wednesday, March 16 by

Lawrence officially did get the part in ‘Hunger Games’, a film franchise that’s getting hyped as the new ‘Twilight’. *Confetti*


Is Albert Brooks Cool Enough To Join The Apatow Gang?

Wednesday, March 16 by

Brooks is in negotiations for a part in the ‘Knocked Up’ spin-off, which I assume includes a lot of sad puppy dog faces from the Brooks camp.


Zack Snyder To Richard Donner’s ‘Superman’: ‘Go F*ck Yourself’

Wednesday, March 16 by

‘Superman’ reboot director Snyder will take a thankfully bizarro approach to Bryan Singer’s action-less version.


Abraham Lincoln Now Hunts Vampires And Pixar Movies

Wednesday, March 16 by

‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ will try to stake Pixar’s ‘The Brave’ at the box office. *Gasps*


Thor Smuggles In Blurry Images From Asgard

Wednesday, March 16 by

Excited to see Thor in 3D? How about Blur-O-Vision? New pics from the Kenneth Brannaugh directed movie are low on image quality, high on image cool-ity.


‘Horns’ May Prove Shia LaBeouf Is The Devil

Wednesday, March 16 by

In ‘Horns’, LaBeouf will play a guy who wakes up from a night of heavy drinking with a pair of horns growing from his head. I’ve had worse hangovers.


Links Away: Hollywood’s Most Prolific Extra

Wednesday, March 16 by

Jesse Heiman has been in all your favorite movies. Just not in roles you’d remember.


Seann William Scott And His Tibetan Mastiff Look For Corned Beef Recipes

Wednesday, March 16 by

Hang on tight, cause we’re about to hit a new low.


Liam Neeson Has Nothing To Do Besides ‘Taken 2′ After All

Wednesday, March 16 by

The star of ‘Taken’ may not be back to reprise his role in ‘Taken 2′. Maybe sequel co-writer/producer Luc Besson will kidnap Liam Neeson’s daughter until he says “yes?”


‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’ Could Find Fresh Brains In Grahame-Smith

Wednesday, March 16 by

They expect the author of the book to best understand the material? Preposterous!


Tommy Lee Jones’ Marriage To Meryl Streep Is In Trouble

Wednesday, March 16 by

Tommy Lee Jones has emerged as the front runner to hate the living crap out of Meryl Streep in Great Hope Springs.


Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

Wednesday, March 16 by

Director: David Bowers Cast: Zachary Gordon, Robert Capron, Rachael Harris, Devon Bostick, Grayson Russell Synopsis: As Greg enters seventh grade, he and his older brother – and chief tormentor –…

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Ghost Rider Will Battle Very Handsome Enemy In ‘Spirit Of Vengeance’

Wednesday, March 16 by

The enemy of my antihero is my…*head explodes*