Good Way To Take Care Of A Crack

Thursday, March 17 by

Now to put Hulk next to potholes.


Petra Nemcova

Thursday, March 17 by

As a contestant on “Dancing With the Stars,” Petra Nemcova is expected to be charming, camera-friendly, and capable of being around aging D-list celebrities for hours on end without becoming immensely depressed.


Ricky Gervais Hires ‘The Tourist’ Star Johnny Depp

Thursday, March 17 by

Johnny Depp must be a glutton for punishment. The Tourist star is trying to free up his schedule so that he can guest star on depraved meanie-butt Ricky Gervais’ new show “Life’s Too Short.”


Matthew Fox Will Start Killing People For Money

Thursday, March 17 by

‘Lost’ vs. Madea


Aronofsky Peaces Out Of ‘Wolverine’

Thursday, March 17 by

The director refuses to be away from his family for so long. And no one tells a scarved man what to do.


Val Kilmer To Try And Squeeze Into A Denim Vest

Thursday, March 17 by

Val Kilmer wants to be a cowboy, baby.


R.I.P. Michael Gough

Thursday, March 17 by

Alfred from the Burton/Schumacher ‘Batman’ movies will be missed.


SXSW Review: The Beaver

Thursday, March 17 by

A strong portrait of coping with depression. With a beaver.


Breck Eisner In The Running To Be Protested By Wiccans

Thursday, March 17 by

First there was Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, and now Summit is looking to make The Last Witch Hunter. If I were a witch, I’d be pissed right about now.


Jennifer Lawrence Wins ‘Hunger Games’ Tween Movie Jackpot

Wednesday, March 16 by

Lawrence officially did get the part in ‘Hunger Games’, a film franchise that’s getting hyped as the new ‘Twilight’. *Confetti*


Is Albert Brooks Cool Enough To Join The Apatow Gang?

Wednesday, March 16 by

Brooks is in negotiations for a part in the ‘Knocked Up’ spin-off, which I assume includes a lot of sad puppy dog faces from the Brooks camp.


Zack Snyder To Richard Donner’s ‘Superman’: ‘Go F*ck Yourself’

Wednesday, March 16 by

‘Superman’ reboot director Snyder will take a thankfully bizarro approach to Bryan Singer’s action-less version.


Abraham Lincoln Now Hunts Vampires And Pixar Movies

Wednesday, March 16 by

‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ will try to stake Pixar’s ‘The Brave’ at the box office. *Gasps*


Thor Smuggles In Blurry Images From Asgard

Wednesday, March 16 by

Excited to see Thor in 3D? How about Blur-O-Vision? New pics from the Kenneth Brannaugh directed movie are low on image quality, high on image cool-ity.


‘Horns’ May Prove Shia LaBeouf Is The Devil

Wednesday, March 16 by

In ‘Horns’, LaBeouf will play a guy who wakes up from a night of heavy drinking with a pair of horns growing from his head. I’ve had worse hangovers.