‘Hobbit’ Delayed For The Nine-Hundredth Time

Thursday, January 27 by

Looks like Peter Jackson won’t be Hobbiting just yet. Production on the Lord Of The Rings prequel has been delayed due to Jackson’s stomach trying to kill him.


‘American Idol’ Recap: Milwaukee

Thursday, January 27 by

Milwaukee native and former Idol contestant Danny Gokey was on hand to give false hope to delusional contestants. And if you’re looking for delusional people, a Rustbelt city like Milwaukee does not disappoint.


Kristen Stewart In Weird, Twitchy Talks To Star In ‘Snow White’

Thursday, January 27 by

Stewart’s apparently circling in on the role like a vampire swooping around a cute, but perpetually nervous looking teenage girl.


‘Skins’ Creator Says “I Don’t Make Porn” While Fighting Giant Boner

Wednesday, January 26 by

Elsley and MTV are fighting back against “child porn” allegations and sticking to their fully exposed teenage guns.


Viggo Mortensen To Star In One Of The Many New ‘Snow White’ Movies?

Wednesday, January 26 by

Viggo Mortensen could go from being a King in ‘Lord of the Rings’ to a lowly huntsman taking orders from bitchy/hot Queen Charlize Theron in ‘Snow White and The Huntsman.’


Javier Bardem To Star In ‘Dark Tower’ Movie-TV Series Hybrid Thing?

Wednesday, January 26 by

Ron Howard choosing Oscar-winning Spanish actor Javier Bardem over Christian Bale for his latest project was not the result of a creepy coin toss.


‘Spider-Man’ Director Teams With ‘Black Swan’ Writer For Sure-To-Be-Weird Sci-Fi Movie

Wednesday, January 26 by

There’s nothing weirder than a crazy ballerina who lezes out and thinks she’s turning into an evil bird, so writing a straight up sci-fi movie should be a cakewalk for screenwriter Mark Heyman.


Links Away: Hello, This Woman Is Shelly Duvall

Wednesday, January 26 by

Actress Shelly Duvall hosted a PBS program called “Faerie Tale Theatre” back in the 80s. At the start of each show she would introduce herself. It got weird after a while.

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Can Santa Claus Beat Up Jude Law? We’ll Find Out In ‘Guardians’

Wednesday, January 26 by

Chris Pine, Hugh Jackman, Alec Baldwin and Isla Fisher will be voicing our childhood icons in Dreamworks’ Rise of the Guardians.


Official Bidness: Fassbender To Play (Non-Google-Based) Android

Wednesday, January 26 by

Michael Fassbender has joined Ridley Scott’s non-Alien Alien prequel, Prometheus.

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‘The Office’ Scores Ferrell, Tells Carell He Should Really Get Going

Wednesday, January 26 by

Will Ferrell will be picking up the slack during a four-episode arc.

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‘The Conspirator’ Trailer Is Knee-Deep In Mustaches

Wednesday, January 26 by

The Conspirator is true story of the trial of those accused in the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. It also features lots of facial hair.

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Clinton Not In ‘Hangover 2’ Like You Had Hoped So Dearly

Wednesday, January 26 by

Bill Clinton isn’t going to have a cameo in The Hangover 2, says Ed Helms.


India’s Terminator Is So Much Crazier Than Ours

Wednesday, January 26 by

I’ve never seen anything this insane outside the insides of my own eyelids.


Sundance Review: The Convincer

Wednesday, January 26 by

Wants to be a quirky indie comedy, but it’s so unlikeable that even the clever parts don’t work.