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It’s Only A Ride: Happy Birthday, Bill Hicks

Friday, December 16 by

He would have been 50… and probably would have made a Doritos ad by now.

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Cool Beans: Watch The ‘Jack The Giant Killer’ Trailer

Friday, December 16 by

I’m a gigantic fan of this.

Links Away: Patton Oswalt vs Alamo Drafthouse

Thursday, December 15 by


 

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That's how you get ants.

We’ve Got Five New ‘Archer’ Promos, Just Because

Thursday, December 15 by

That’s how you get ants.

Over the years, over 712 arrests have been made at the ceremony, and R. Kelly has gone on record calling the Golden Globes "too crazy for his tastes."

A Look Back At The Golden Globes’ Craziest Moments

Thursday, December 15 by

An incomplete retrospective on the fast and loose awards ceremony that is the Golden Globes.

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9 Stars Who Should Be Detained Indefinitely Without Trial

Thursday, December 15 by

Now that habeas corpus is toast, let’s lock these bastards up.

This ain't so bad!

Join The #HungerGames100 Poster Puzzle Hunt… Or I’ll End You

Thursday, December 15 by

I mean it. Join now, or else.

We'll buy whatever he's selling. After all, he was on 'Growing Pains'.

HBO Still Going Apeshit With New Shows, Gets A Leo Dicaprio Medical/Mafia Drama

Thursday, December 15 by

‘Beat the Reaper’ even has an awesome name. So far this project is batting 1.000.

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‘Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol’ Actress Paula Patton

Thursday, December 15 by

No relation to General. We don’t think so, anyway.

They look so peaceful, just lying there.

Here Are Your Fairly Predictable Golden Globe Nominees

Thursday, December 15 by

The Oscars Jr. nominees have been announced.

I refuse to "go with it." Rather, I think I'll fight it tooth-and-nail.

The Most Tolerable Romantic Comedies Of 2011 (Based Almost Solely On Speculaton)

Thursday, December 15 by

It’s sort of like ranking genocides in terms of how fun they were. It just doesn’t feel right.

Meanwhile, in the 90's.....

‘America’s Got Talent’ Got Howard Stern

Thursday, December 15 by

The show could get an in flux of dwarf tossing.

Ho, Ho, Ho!

17 Sci-Fi Santas (Gallery)

Thursday, December 15 by

Ho, Ho, Ho!

Probably has Howie Long or Ralph Macchio or whoever in his sights.

The Old Gang’s Back Together In ‘The Expendables 2′ Teaser

Thursday, December 15 by

It’s surprisingly bereft of action.

Links Away: Guy Pearce Being A Badass…Extended

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You Will Barely Survive These 5 Wilderness Movies

Traumatizing grown adults since 1972, these wilderness movies prove that quiet American landscapes and lush foreign jungles are anything but peaceful. From the moment poor Bobby Trippe was told to...

4 Comedy Central Shows That Aren’t Funny

When considering a network that honestly thought it was a good idea to give David Spade his own show (anyone actually remember “The Showbiz Show with David Spade?”) it isn’t...

4 Steve Martin Quotes That Might Make You Die From Laughing

3 Donnie Darko Quotes That Are Just As Confusing as The Movie

4 Kill Bill Quotes That Are as Terrifying as They Are Badass

4 Movie Masturbation Scenes That Are Incredibly Uncomfortable

Hollywood has an endless supply of movie masturbation scenes. In fact, if you were to watch every single one of them backwards, you would be shaking hands with Moses by...

4 Film Femme Fatales Who Are Beautiful But Deadly

When you think "Femme Fatale", deadly comes to mind, butt kicker comes to mind, assassin definitely comes to mind. You may not think of a Femme Fatale as being beautiful...

7 Movie Villains You’d Really Like To Be Friends With

Magneto from " Tony Montana from "Scarface" (1983). You shouldn't even have to ask why this villain is worth having as a friend. He lives in Miami. He's got more...

4 Reality Couples You Love To Hate

Kardashians go, Khloe's probably the most bearable out of the three girls. Lamar is one of the key components to the L.A.Lakers, which is sort of cool. But, this doesn't...

4 Movie Prisons That Would Be Worse Than Death

Notorious for its inhumane conditions, the prison on Alcatraz Island has been the setting of far too many prison films used to illustrate the lowly prisoner’s plight. A cold and...

3 Louie Episodes That Are Funny And Terribly Sad

5 Movie Cars That It’s Impossible To Not Get Laid In

Some people say a car can’t get you laid, these 5 movie cars prove those people wrong. When the gas ignites in hearts of these machines, there is not a...

3 Sinister Movie Computers That You Should Rightfully Fear

In the world of film sinister movie computers have served as the faceless antagonists of many a plot. These calculating ner-do-wells serve up villainy with clockwork precision.  Never feeling, never...

4 Horrifying Movie Diseases That Could Destroy The World

Movie diseases have shown to be excellent villains. These faceless killers can ravage a human and tap into a central fear of sickness in every audience member.  And instantly boost...

4 Entourage Guest Stars Who Played Themselves

Sasha Grey played a large role as the the lead character Vince’s porn star girlfriend. Playing well within type was easy for the existential former porn actress, and Grey showed...

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