New ‘Fast Five’ Trailer Knees Gravity In The Taint From Behind

Tuesday, March 8 by

Move over Cars 2 trailer. Your reign as today’s most exciting auto-centric film trailer has come to an end.

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New ‘Cars 2′ Trailer Ends With A Douche

Tuesday, March 8 by

‘Cars 2′ – with spies!


Evolution Of Fraser

Tuesday, March 8 by

Brendan. He gets no respect.


Oh, So ‘At The Mountains Of Madness’ IS Dead

Tuesday, March 8 by

Man, that Guillermo del Toro doesn’t bulldump around.


‘Voltron’ Is Coming Together

Tuesday, March 8 by

The story about five robot lions that unite to form a giant space warrior must be told.


New ‘Source Code’ Posters Range From Classy To Crazy

Tuesday, March 8 by

In the first one, star Jake Gyllenhaal goes to Square Town. In the second, he’s walking around Clocksville, USA.


John Cusack To Dick Around In ‘Dictablanda’

Monday, March 7 by

Director Alejandro Agresti (‘The Lake House’) will helm ‘Dictablanda’, which sounds like a furniture line at IKEA.


‘Tomb Raider’ Gets Rebooted, Reboobed

Monday, March 7 by

It’s likely there’ll be no more expensive “old” Angelina Jolie. A cheap young hottie will likely wear two gun holsters and not much else.


Ridley Scott’s ‘Monopoly’ Is Still A Thing

Monday, March 7 by

Everyone’s excited about Ridley Scott’s ‘Prometheus’, which is why Hasbro wants to spoil the fun and remind you that Scott is still attached to the Monopoly movie.


Kevin Smith Scares You With ‘Red State’ Teaser and ‘Jersey Girl’ Joke

Monday, March 7 by

You can see a few bits of John Goodman in this ‘Red State’ teaser, the way he looks in my “Roseanne” nightmares.


‘True Blood’ Season 4 Preview Features Dazed Shirtless Dude

Monday, March 7 by

The video says he’s “confused,” but really Eric is just pretending to be cool while girls ogle his shirtlessness via the YouTube. Yeah, whatever guy.


Links Away: From Vegas With Love

Monday, March 7 by

Action? Comedy? Zach Galifianakis? This could just be the greatest fake movie ever.

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Sony Gives In To Yearning, Buys Channing Tatum’s Sexy Peter Pan Film

Monday, March 7 by

A Caltech research team has proven that Channing Tatum will be over 9,000 times sexier than this Peter Pan.


5 Actors (Besides Charlie Sheen) Who Pissed Away A Hit TV Show

Monday, March 7 by

When it comes to pissing away a hit TV show, Sheen is in good company. Well, replace the word “good” with “stupid,” and you’ll be on the right track.

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Malin Akerman’s Hosting A Swingers Party At A Cabin

Monday, March 7 by

Not really, but maybe. It’s really too early to tell…