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An Alien Runs Amok In New ‘Super 8′ Trailer

Friday, March 11 by

Soon, JJ Abrams transformation into Steven Spielberg will be complete.

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Loud Macaws Are Delaying Quentin Tarantino’s Spaghetti Western

Friday, March 11 by

The “obnoxious pteradactyl-like screams” coming from Alan Ball’s “exotic bird menagerie” are making it really difficult for next-door-neighbor Tarantino to lift ideas from ‘Danger: Diabolik’.

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Charlie Sheen’s House Raided By Cops, Which Makes Sense

Thursday, March 10 by

The LAPD are at Charlie Sheen’s house right now. No, they’re not there for the tiger blood.

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Trollgate ’11: Jon Cryer Outs Himself As “Troll” To Conan

Thursday, March 10 by

If you’ve seen Jon Cryer under a bridge, it’s not cause he’s hiding from a crazed Charlie Sheen. Here’s Cryer’s video confession.

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‘Robocop’ Reboot Hires Non-Cyborg Writer Josh Zetumer

Thursday, March 10 by

Like Robocop’s one-man mission to eliminate crime in Detroit, relatively unknown writer Josh Zetumer has also been given a gargantuan task: write a new version of the it’s-exactly-perfect-as-it-is film ‘Robocop’.

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Knoxville To Play Moe For Those ‘Stooges’ The Farrelly Brothers

Thursday, March 10 by

If the Farrelly’s screw this one up, angry Three Stooges fans will not be giving them a hall pass.

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J.J. Abrams Allows ‘Super 8′ Plot To Escape His Hatch Of Mysteries

Thursday, March 10 by

Somewhere, deep below the surface of the earth, there is a heavily guarded vault containing all of J.J. Abrams story secrets… and one just left.

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Trent Reznor And ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Are Not In This Together

Thursday, March 10 by

You know what sounded cool? Trent Reznor writing the music, and acting in, the upcoming ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’. You know what sucks? That’s not actually happening.

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10 Possible Surprises In Will Smith’s ‘Men In Black 3′ Script

Thursday, March 10 by

Frankly, we’re just giddy at the thought of the man who wrote “Gettin’ Jiggy wit It” transferring his writing prowess to the big screen.

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New ‘Smurfs’ Trailer Is A Smurfing Pile Of Smurf

Thursday, March 10 by

If you’re wondering what ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ would be like if the chipmunks were blue and were chased around by an ugly wizard and his cat, then stop using your imagination and watch this horrible trailer.

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Links Away: Inception In 60 Seconds. Also, It’s Animated.

Thursday, March 10 by

Inception was a hell of a film. It was also a hell of a confusing film, all things considered. Leave it to some artist, however, to increase the confusion variable by a factor of holy-crap-what-am-I-watching.

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Director of ‘Killers’ And ‘The Ugly Truth’ Is Apparently Still Getting Work

Thursday, March 10 by

Luketic is an accomplished director who apparently has soft, delicate skin.

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Nickelodeon To Bring Back Ninja Turtles, Make Us Whole Again

Thursday, March 10 by

Nickelodeon is rebooting the series (with a 2012 air date, per this teaser) with 26 all-new episodes.

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‘Monsters Of The Midway’ Probably Isn’t About The Chicago Bears

Thursday, March 10 by

Montecito Pictures has bought a script from the writer of ‘John Tucker Must Die’, which leads me to believe that Montecito Pictures is unfamiliar with the film ‘John Tucker Must Die’.

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Charlie Sheen: Vatican Assassin Warlock Game

Thursday, March 10 by

It’s almost as addicting as the drug Charlie Sheen.

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