Tim Burton Lures Chloe Moretz To ‘Dark Shadows’

Friday, April 1 by

She’s being fitted for a corset as I type this.

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MTV Developing A Series Based On ‘Catfish’

Thursday, March 31 by

Can we get Chris Hansen involved in this please?


Ryan Reynolds Is The Fastest Snail In The World

Thursday, March 31 by

Next, see Ryan Reynolds as the world’s tallest dwarf.

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‘Iron Man 3′ Has A Writer Now. May 3, 2013 Can’t Come Fast Enough.

Thursday, March 31 by

Sometimes, for really important movies, studios and producers hire “writers” for movies. This is one such instance.


Links Away: The Golden Age Of Broad-Smacking

Thursday, March 31 by

Men used to handle their girl problems… differently.


Prank Ideas Betty White Should Use On Her New Show

Thursday, March 31 by

And some she probably shouldn’t.

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‘Mad Men’ Creator On Board For Fifth, Sixth, And Possibly Seventh Season

Thursday, March 31 by

The “Mad Men” team is one big happy family again. Now they can go back to telling stories about a bunch of really unhappy ones.


It’s ‘The Hangover Part II’ Trailer, Brah!

Thursday, March 31 by

Check out what craaaaaazy sheeeeet the Wolfpack gets into in Bangkok.


Mexican CW Actor Gets Star Billing In ‘Rock Of Ages’ Over Cruise, Baldwin, Brand

Thursday, March 31 by

I’m really looking forward to avoiding this movie like the plague.

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Carell To Witness The End Of The World, Probably With Keira Knightley

Thursday, March 31 by

Steve Carell and Keira Knightley take a roadtrip together to find his high-school sweetheart, then get smashed by an asteroid. Seriously.

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Your First Strange Look At Hansel, And, To A Lesser Extent, Gretel

Thursday, March 31 by

This film explores the leather fetishes of the brother-sister-team. It will be over six hours long…


Pixar Hires Some Guy To Direct ‘Monster University’

Thursday, March 31 by

In case you’re curious who the whimsical-looking dork accepting the Oscar for Best Animated feature during the 85th Academy Awards is, his name is Dan Scanlon.

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Will Ferrell Is A Broken And Miserable Man In ‘Everything Must Go’

Thursday, March 31 by

Will Ferrell loses the game of life in ‘Everything Must Go’.


9 Awful Cartoons That Should Make Schwarzenegger Rethink ‘The Governator’

Thursday, March 31 by

If history has taught us anything, it’s that vanity cartoons based on the lives of real people just don’t work. Need proof? Here’s an ass-load of it.


MTV Call Dibs On UK’s ‘Inbetweeners’. U-S-A!! U-S-A!!!

Thursday, March 31 by

MTV has saved a handful of awkward young male actors from a career of having to do American Pie spin-off films.