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‘Tim And Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie’ Will Not Recoup Its Losses

Wednesday, February 23 by

Now that Tim and Eric have ended their Adult Swim show, we’re all wondering where we’re going to get our confusing anti-comedy.

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Hilariously, Bill Murray Hasn’t Even Read The ‘Ghostbusters 3′ Script

Tuesday, February 22 by

I once heard that Murray didn’t like the current script for ‘Ghostbusters 3′, but that internet rumor has now been busted by Venkman himself.

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Even More ‘Captain America’ Photos Run Up The Flagpole

Tuesday, February 22 by

Director Joe Johnston will draft us all into WWII this summer. Here are some pics of what you can expect to see during your tour of duty.

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‘GI Joe 2′, A Movie About Toys, Will Make Sense Even If You Haven’t Seen The First One

Tuesday, February 22 by

If you didn’t see ‘GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra’, not to worry – Hasbro still wants your money.

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Jessica Biel And Uma Thurman To Star In Soccer Comedy, Will They Take Their Shirts Off?

Tuesday, February 22 by

Though I get bored watching soccer, it’d be hard for me to get bored staring at Jessica Biel and Uma Thurman. So I’m gonna call the new soccer movie ‘Playing The Field’ a tie.

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Louis Leterrier To Direct Sci-Fi Movie ‘G’, Sesame Street Is Buzzing

Tuesday, February 22 by

Will there be a ‘G-Force’ cameo? I am literally holding my breath right now, hoping that will happen.

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‘Inception’ Cast Signed For Sequels, And We Assume Sequels Within Sequels

Tuesday, February 22 by

Pull out those kooky suitcases, cause we’re all going back to ‘Inception’ Land… maybe.

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John August To Adapt ‘Lovecraft’ For Film, All Hail Cthulhu

Tuesday, February 22 by

The multi-tentacled monster of awesome that is H.P. Lovecraft’s mythology is slowly making its way to the big screen again.

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Mitch Hurwitz + Lars Von Trier Can’t Possibly Be A Bad Thing

Tuesday, February 22 by

What will happen when the juggernaut behind “Sit Down, Shut Up” and “Running Wilde” co-opts the laugh factory behind Dogtown and Dancer in the Dark?

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Links Away: Hustler Skewers ‘Jeopardy!’

Tuesday, February 22 by

Perhaps they’re running out of ideas, or perhaps this is just what America needs. In any case, Hustler’s upcoming parody of popular long-running game show “Jeopardy!” is bound to be the most educational porno of the last ten years.

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New ‘Sucker Punch’ Trailer May Cause Seizures

Tuesday, February 22 by

I’m sure if I was 13 year-old boy, this spot would give me a cinematic erection the likes of which the world has never seen.

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‘Homeless Radio Guy’ Now Going To Be ‘Wealthy Television Guy’

Tuesday, February 22 by

Ted Williams is FINALLY getting his reality show. That took a lot longer than anyone would have guessed.

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A Film Lover’s Guide To Having An Affair

Tuesday, February 22 by

If you cheat, chances are, you’re going to get caught. However, thanks to the countless films that have been made about the subject, you can learn from the mistakes of others, even if the “others” in question happen to be fictional.

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Steve Carell Is Going To Be In A Very Serious Talking-Dog Film

Tuesday, February 22 by

Steve Carell is gonna teach a dog to talk! Wait. It’s actually really not funny.

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Finally, A Movie More Ridiculous Than ‘Cowboys & Aliens’

Tuesday, February 22 by

A robot would obviously win in a fight against a zombie, right? Well,what if that zombie were an intelligent zombie? Think about that.

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