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Keira Knightley Joins Syfy Mini-Series. Wait, What?

Thursday, March 10 by

Will she be required to roll around in cake with Deborah Gibson or go toe-to-toe with a Piranhceratops.

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Terry O’Quinn Escapes The Damn Island And Lands In ABC Pilot

Wednesday, March 9 by

ABC cast O’Quinn (‘Lost’) in the new pilot “Hallelujah.” It’s a musical drama from “Desperate Housewives” showrunner Marc Cherry, so if O’Quinn wasn’t in it, I would find a way to anti-TiVO the show.

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Review: Battle: Los Angeles

Wednesday, March 9 by

Exactly what you expect it to be and it delivers on that: Team of marines all with their personal issues, some civilians for the heart, rah rah patriotism and big explosions.

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Will Nolan Cram Yet Another Villain Into ‘Dark Knight Rises’?

Wednesday, March 9 by

Catwoman and Bane might get a new evil roommate in the upcoming Batman film. Someone from “way back.”

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CBS Films Distributing ‘Gambit’, Which Is Not About Cajun Mutants

Wednesday, March 9 by

‘Gambit’ stars Cameron Diaz and Colin Firth in a remake of a 1986 British heist film. This is a remake that actually looks promising.

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Streisand Will ‘Curse’ Us All On March 30th, 2012

Wednesday, March 9 by

The nails-on-chalkboard-annoying actress/singer/person-who-needs-people teams with Seth Rogen for ‘My Mother’s Curse’ for next year.

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New ‘Kung Fu Panda 2′ Characters You May Tolerate

Wednesday, March 9 by

‘Kung Fu Panda 2′ has released a few new character posters, including an evil peacock or some kind of thing.

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‘The Fighter’ Producers Slum It With Comic Book Flick ‘Crosshairs’

Wednesday, March 9 by

Apparently one Oscar is enough for these guys.

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New Banksy Drawing Is Oscar Haterade

Wednesday, March 9 by

Someone in the UK could chisel this painting out of the wall, title it “Sour Grapes” and sell it for big bucks.

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Links Away: The Fantastic Mr. Starfox

Wednesday, March 9 by

This is the perfect parody for anyone who like video games, Wes Anderson, and half-hearted attempts at celebrity voice impressions.

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Eric McCormack ‘Honored’ To Be First Non-Wrestling Lead In A WWE Film

Wednesday, March 9 by

This is the face that Eric McCormack made when his agent told him what his next project was.

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15 Sexiest Topless TV Scenes: HBO Edition

Wednesday, March 9 by

Today, anyone who isn’t too poor to afford premium cable can easily watch some tig ol’ bitties whenever the mood strikes. What an age we live in.

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Bitches Up In The Parents Television Council Object To ABC’s Use Of ‘Bitches’

Wednesday, March 9 by

This one was so predictable that it probably doesn’t even qualify as news.

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Now Parade Floats Are Things That Can Be A Movie

Wednesday, March 9 by

Because just about everything is allowed to be a movie nowadays, The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is now being developed into a film.

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Fox Picks Up ‘Scavengers’, Gives It To A Guy Named Thor

Wednesday, March 9 by

This news will be a real gamechanger for all you ‘Diary of a Wimpy Kid’ fans out there.

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