George Clooney Might Be Steven Soderbergh’s ‘Man From U.N.C.L.E.’

Wednesday, November 17 by Jame Gumb

Hollywood heartthrob George Clooney (a.k.a Gorgeous George) is considering the lead in Steven Soderbergh’s adaptation of “The Man from Uncle.” If the project goes through, it will mark the seventh time that Clooney and Soderbergh have collaborated on a film.

‘The Expendables’ Caption Contest Winner!

Wednesday, November 17 by Col. Longshanks

And the winner is…

Alien Acid Cake

Wednesday, November 17 by Col. Longshanks

Remake of ‘The Swarm’ Closes In

Wednesday, November 17 by Col. Longshanks

Patrons flocked to theaters for killer piranhas, so who’s to say they wouldn’t do the same for killer bees? Producers Roy Lee and Steven Schneider sure as hell aren’t going to say such a thing. The two are currently developing a remake of the 1978 disaster movie The Swarm, a bee B-movie, if you will, and even if you won’t.

Sarah Drew

Wednesday, November 17 by Reza F.

As the latest actress to join the cast of ABC’s “Grey’s Anatomy,” Sarah Drew is officially the show’s rookie pretend doctor.

Amazon.com Wants to Make Movies, Not Just Sell Them

Wednesday, November 17 by Jame Gumb

Amazon.com isn’t content to sell you movies. They also want to make the movies they sell you. That’s why they’ve launched Amazon Studios, a website that allows aspiring screenwriters to submit their work, collaborate with other screenwriters, and win over a million dollars in monthly prizes. But the real prize seems to be a deal with Warner Bros.

‘Cowboys & Aliens’ Trailer Delivers On Both

Wednesday, November 17 by Col. Longshanks

Attention all earthlings, the trailer for Jon Favreau’s Cowboys & Aliens has finally landed. If you love cowboys and aliens and have always wished that through the use of movie magic both groups could be mashed together, well partner, this is your lucky day.

Interview: Dolph Lundgren

Wednesday, November 17 by Fred Topel

The last time I interviewed Dolph Lundgren I got him to say “I must break you.” I was so excited I told my then girlfriend about it, but I got into trouble because she thought it was a sexual remark. Any one of my friends can attest that I’m way too about Ivan Drago to think about sex.

’13′ Trailer Isn’t Very Mind-Blowing

Wednesday, November 17 by Wookie Johnson

Here we have a trailer for a film starring Jason Statham, Ray Winstone, Mickey Rourke, and 50 Cent. Surprisingly, it’s not titled Tough Guys Mumbling.

New ‘Tron: Legacy’ Clip: Sam Suits Up

Wednesday, November 17 by Wookie Johnson

It’s “Tron Tuesday” (Observed) and that means another look at the film. This time, we have a scene that is going to loan so much inspiration to the porn parody.

Playboy TV to Mock Lonely Men with Shows Aimed at Couples

Wednesday, November 17 by Jame Gumb

In order to avoid waking mother, most viewers will be watching with the audio off. This makes it difficult to say whether they will notice the ‘couple friendly’ intent of the programs. After all, these are the same people who haven’t yet noticed that boobies are free on the Internet.

And Satan Laughed: Warner Bros. Trying for ‘Wizard of Oz’ Remake with Robert Zemeckis

Wednesday, November 17 by Jame Gumb

If you ask me, going back to the original script is a great idea. Hopefully it’s chalk-full of references to William Jennings Bryan and the gold standard, which is sure to bring the Ron Paul demographic out to the theaters.

Links Away: World’s Biggest Harry Potter Fan

Tuesday, November 16 by Reza F.

This is Harry J. Potter, the self-proclaimed world’s biggest Harry Potter fan. You’re probably thinking he’s just a fan of the movies, but it’s the books too. He’d be a total loser if it were just the movies.

Ryan Reynolds Gets All Alien In ‘Green Lantern’ Trailer

Tuesday, November 16 by Col. Longshanks

Warner Bros. has dropped the trailer for The Green Lantern! …With Espanol subtitles. Ryan Reynolds plays a test pilot who receives a ring from a dying alien that lets him create anything he wants with green energy. He then gets cocky, but soon learns that he shouldn’t get so cocky.

Natalie Portman Kicks Ass, Shows Ass in ‘Your Highness’ Red-Band Trailer

Tuesday, November 16 by Col. Longshanks

Franco and McBride play brothers, one of them brave, the other an idiot. When Franco’s fair maiden is kidnapped by an evil witch-man, the two go on a quest to rescue her. In the process, they find Natalie Portman, who is sporting some kind of amazing Middle Ages thong.