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Today In ‘Oh, F*ck Me’: Cameron Adds Fourth Avatar

Monday, September 10 by

Good. I had only reached 25% of my “heavy-handed preachiness” threshold with the first one.

Phil Collins politely asks that you return his male pattern baldness to him.

Wes Anderson’s Next Film, ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’ Will Star Johnny Depp And Jude Law

Monday, September 10 by

This film has the most Wes Anderson-y title of any Wes Anderson film.

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Vampires And Werewolves Fight Colonial Ghosts Or Something In ‘Breaking Dawn – Part II’ Trailer

Monday, September 10 by

The long wait pays off. After this, no more ‘Twilight’.

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Here’s Those Pictures Of Jimmy Kimmel Dressed As The Dowager Countess That Your Penis Ordered

Friday, September 7 by

He should stick to dressing up like Jimmy Kimmel.

Vin chows down after a furiously fasting.

Now Vin Diesel Wants To Hunt The Eff Out Of Some Witches

Friday, September 7 by

Alright. Let’s calm it down some, Hollywood.

GET BIGGER HANDS.

This Week In ‘Oh, NBC!’: NBC Wants To Give Cee-Lo A Sitcom

Friday, September 7 by

It could be like ‘The Cosby Show’, only for people with massive head injuries.

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‘Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Trailer Hunts The Eff Out Of Some Witches

Friday, September 7 by

The hottest film of March 2012 now has a trailer.

KILL HIM!!! HE'S AN IMPOSTOR!

‘A Christmas Story 2′ Is Here, So We Can Finally Pile On To The Perfectly-Told Story

Thursday, September 6 by

For the love of all things good and holy, don’t let there be a talking dog.

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One Of Those Julian Assange Movies Has A Trailer Now, But Please Don’t Ask Me Which One

Thursday, September 6 by

I guess start waiting for Whitney Houston trailers now.

Y'all Muthaf*ckers Act Like You Forgot About Dredd.

6 Comic Book Adaptations That Deserve A Do-Over

Thursday, September 6 by

Y’all Muthaf*ckers Act Like You Forgot About Dre.

Hawke had no idea he was being filmed for a third installment. PUNKED!

Richard Linklater, Ethan Hawke, And Julie Delpy Secretly Made ‘Before Midnight’

Wednesday, September 5 by

He would spend the rest of her life with her, but she’s gluten-free, and he doesn’t wanna really deal with that.

I wonder if these assholes will be on the show.

NBC, In A Garish Show Of Bravado, To Finally Knock Hipsters Off Their Thrones

Wednesday, September 5 by

Will Urban Outfitters sponsor it to be meta? Or will they NOT sponsor it to be super-meta?

Drink responsibly, bitch.

Handicapping The Odds For ‘Breaking Bad’s Final Eight Episodes

Wednesday, September 5 by

I would like to be put in an induced coma until the next eight episodes air.

If only we could blame her on the Brits.

Lana Del Rey Is Now Going To Ruin Screenwriting The Way She Completely Ruined Music

Tuesday, September 4 by

Lana has decided to enrage enthusiasts of a totally new medium.

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Arrested Development Episodes To Serve As ‘Act One’ Of The Movie

Tuesday, September 4 by

I’m going to make a movie about the saga of making the ‘AD’ movie.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Outdated Technology in Movies

One of the joys of watching old movies is the thrill of seeing antiquated technology and laughing haughtily. "What fools," you can say to yourself, "have they never heard of...

6 Sci Fi Heroes Who Always Saved The Day

sci-fi heroes who always saved the day. May Green Lantern's light be with you, or whatever. Luke Skywalker. The protagonist of the first three "Star Wars" movies is a classic,...

Bare It All For the Screen: 5 Movies About Pornstars

Porn is one of the most watched things in the world on a daily basis, making it one of the biggest industries in the entertainment business. Given pornography's clandestine beginnings,...

At The End Of The Rainbow: 6 Movies Set In Ireland

One of the more picturesque islands in the world, Ireland has been a favorite for many filmmakers, whether they are from there or looking for a certain amount of green...

5 Sexually Charged Movies Like Unfaithful

One way to make a thriller even better is to add a lot of sex to it. This is a great tool o hook the audience as well, because as...

All In! 7 High Stakes Poker Movies

 

The 6 Rowdiest Bad Girls In Movies

Kind and compassionate female leads often make for stories that are filled with self-righteous, cuddly talking animals that you really only want to see after your fourth canning jar of...

6 Space Horror Movies Where No One Can Hear You Scream

Whether you’ve pondered being catapulted into the cold embrace of outer space for selfish reasons like getting away from your ex, or for the betterment of humanity by keeping you...

6 Movie Heroines Who Kicked Ass

    The image of the genteel female star who allows her male co-star to do her fighting for her will never disappear, but it's no longer shocking to see...

Surprising Famous Voices Behind The Cartoon

 

7 Classic Statue of Liberty Moments in Movies

Ah, Lady Liberty. She stands tall on Liberty Island, overlooking the New York City skyline. She's an iconic image, so it only makes sense that she's made a lot of...

Hold My Glasses: 7 Classic Nerd Movies

Action movies may get all the attention, but all those cool gadgets and stuff that the heroes use are created by nerds. Nerds and geeks are the lifeblood of the...

The Kracken: 5 Movie Sea Monsters

Sea monsters are cool. They live underwater and only come out to maim/cripple/devour/occasionally capture humans. If you can't get behind that, what can you get behind? Sea monsters are hip,...

6 Adult Cartoons No Child Should Ever Watch

The bright world of cartoons seems perfectly suited for kids. Parents see smiling animals and fantastical settings, and they reasonably assume that all cartoons are safe programming for children. But...

The 7 Greatest Movie Scientists To Ever Experiement

The definition of science is "speaking intelligently while wearing a white lab coat." Just kidding-it actually has something to do with empirical observation of phenomena, or something like that. The...

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