Search for Next ‘Superman’ Begins

Thursday, November 18 by Col. Longshanks

Warner Bros., director Zack Snyder, and producer Chris Nolan are on the prowl for a Man of Steel. In their search, they’re open to creating a star for the Superman reboot. Hey Kid, ya wanna be a star?

Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 1

Thursday, November 18 by Fred Topel

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 1 is the worst of all the Harry Potter movies. This is the most bored I’ve been watching one.

This Is Not a Dream: CBS Kills ‘Medium’ Mid-Season

Thursday, November 18 by Jame Gumb

Bad news for people who like bad television. CBS has canceled Patricia Arquette’s supernatural thriller, “Medium.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger Scream Supercut

Thursday, November 18 by Col. Longshanks

Those wily chaps over at FilmDrunk put together a supercut of Arnold Schwarzenegger screaming in films. It’s long, but if you want to get the most out of it you should take it all.

Yoda Winter Collection

Thursday, November 18 by Col. Longshanks

Deciphering ‘The Muppet Movie’ Cameos

Thursday, November 18 by Jame Gumb

Using the awesome power of the Screen Junkies super computer (The SJ 3000), I was able to determine the most probable roles for those rumored to be appearing in the film, and you can’t argue with science. So sit back and see for yourself who will be playing what in the upcoming Muppet Movie.

Clemence Poesy

Thursday, November 18 by Reza F.

There is something unnervingly attractive about artsy French chicks who constantly appear as though they just don’t give a sh*t. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows actress Clemence Poesy seems to have perfected that particular look of apathetic sexiness.

Sam Kinison Biopic To Scream At You Soon

Thursday, November 18 by Col. Longshanks

Tom Shadyac is stepping out of the trailer park and back behind the camera. The Ace Ventura director will next take on a Sam Kinison biopic for HBO Films. The film is based on the memoir Brother Sam: The Short, Spectacular Life of Sam Kinison.

Robert Downey Jr. Wants to Learn ‘How to Talk to Girls’

Thursday, November 18 by Col. Longshanks

Robert Downey Jr. is a happily married man, but that’s not stopping him from brushing up on How to Talk to Girls. The project is an adaptation of Alec Greven’s book that revolves around advice on how to deal with the opposite sex. Sounds pretty normal, right? Well what if I told you the advice dispenser was nine-years old at the time the book was published? BOOM!

Emily Blunt In Talks To Agree To ‘The Five-Year Engagement’

Thursday, November 18 by Wookie Johnson

Please take a moment, open your journals, and write this information down. Trust me, you’ll want to always remember where you were when you first heard this news. Emily Blunt might appear in a good movie.

Robert Zemeckis Won’t Mess With ‘The Wizard Of Oz’

Thursday, November 18 by Wookie Johnson

The space-time continuum is safe for now. Robert Zemeckis has wisely passed on the opportunity to remake the beloved classic The Wizard Of Oz.

‘Tron: Legacy’ Releases Its International Teaser Trailer

Thursday, November 18 by Col. Longshanks

Tron: Legacy has released its international teaser trailer. It looks a lot like the teaser trailer that was already released, except it’s been cut in a slightly different manner, as not to upset the good people of Finland.

Denis Leary Joins ‘Spider-Man’ Reboot

Wednesday, November 17 by Jame Gumb

This marks Leary’s first onscreen performance in a theatrical film since 2002′s The Secret Lives of Dentists. But no matter what happens, I’ll always remember him as renegade Edgar Friendly from the 1993 classic, Demolition Man.

Links Away: TJ Hooker vs. ‘Shit My Dad Says’ Shatner

Wednesday, November 17 by Reza F.

A side-by-side comparison of hood slides by two television characters portrayed by William Shatner. 28 years later and he’s still got the moves.

Fox Developing Ghost Cops and Ghost Lawyers Show

Wednesday, November 17 by Col. Longshanks

Director Gore Verbinski and writer Terry Rossio are turning the crime procedurial on its ass. They’re putting a supernatural twist on the cop/legal drama, setting up “Magical Law” at Fox. The title makes me think more of wizards than ghosts, not that that would be any less ridiculous.