David Fincher Is The Latest To Probably Not Direct ‘Cleopatra’

Tuesday, March 22 by

Sony Pictures is still searching for a way to get Angelina Jolie to dress up in golden snake jewelry.


You’ll Never Guess ’11-11-11′s’ Release Date

Tuesday, March 22 by

If you get it, I’ll owe you a cookie.


Will Arnett To Receive Inevitable Paycheck From ‘The Office’

Tuesday, March 22 by

Is this Steve Carell’s final season on “The Office” or a Blades Of Glory semi-reunion?


‘Akira’ Casting Shortlist: Pattinson, Garfield, No One Asian

Monday, March 21 by

Andrew Garfield, James McAvoy and Robert Pattinson are all up for the lead role of Tetsuo. If the audition requires shirtlessness, Pattinson’s got the experience edge.


Will Watching ‘National Treasure’ Director’s Rom-Com Be Like Serving Jury Duty?

Monday, March 21 by

‘Unreasonable Doubt’ is about what happens when two jurors fall in love in a ’12 Angry Men’ style setting. Isn’t that like Pauly Shore’s ‘Jury Duty’?


‘Hop’ Poops Out New Trailer Along With Jelly Beans

Monday, March 21 by

I don’t necessarily think Universal’s ‘Hop’ looks ‘Smurfs’ bad, but the Russell Brand CG toon seems like stale old mini-Snickers.


‘Jack The Giant Killer’ Demands You Kneel Before Ian McShane

Monday, March 21 by

McShane plays a disapproving dad king in Bryan Singer’s new film, which I imagine will be exactly like his role in ‘Hot Rod’, only kinglier.


James Franco Uses Twitter To Take Bruce Vilanch Down A Peg

Monday, March 21 by

Franco took to Twitter to blast hard-to-look-at Oscar joke writer Bruce Vilanch. Is he really blaming Vilanch? Did he slip Franco sleeping pills or something?


Barbra Streisand To Fulfill All Your Fantasies In Stripper Musical ‘Gypsy’?

Monday, March 21 by

Apparently Universal is mounting a version of the famous musical with Streisand as the awful stage mom who loudly sings “Everything’s Coming Up Roses.”


Links Away: The Real Peterman

Monday, March 21 by

From the mind that brought you “Jerry the Great” comes a thrilling tale of deception, intrigue, and Peterman. So much Peterman.

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‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Ups Weirdness Quotient By Adding Jason Vorhees Actor

Monday, March 21 by

Don’t even be surprised if they get Mears to reprise his role as the hockey-masked serial killer, just to dial up the weird to 11.


‘Like Crazy’ Team Going The Distance With Interdimensional Love Story ‘Through To You’

Monday, March 21 by

The film-making team behind the Sundance hit Like Crazy are taking that film’s theme to the extreme for their next project.

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Trailer For ‘The Bang Bang Club’ Offers Attractive Actors, Bad Accents

Monday, March 21 by

Apparently only good-looking people were allowed to photograph South Africa after apartheid. I had no idea.


Watch Awesome ‘Blinky™’ Short? No Problem. No Problem. No Problem. No Probl–

Monday, March 21 by

Yesss!!!!! I’ve been stoked to see this ever since the teaser trailer about a boy and his murder-bot showed up online last November.

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HBO Says “Let’s Go With Gandolfini” Yet Again

Monday, March 21 by

HBO has shock collars on all its “Sopranos” alumni.