‘The Family Guy: It’s a Trap!’ Spoofs ‘Return of the Jedi’ (Trailer)

Friday, November 19 by Col. Longshanks

The final chapter in the ongoing “Family Guy” spoof of the original Star Wars Trilogy is finally here. “It’s a Trap” parodies Return of the Jedi, the third installment of the original films.

New ‘True Grit’ Posters Are Ready To Punish

Friday, November 19 by Wookie Johnson

Releasing one bad-ass poster for True Grit just isn’t enough to appease those Coen Brothers. As the film’s December release draws near, the marketing team is beginning their full press.

‘Community’ Plans Stop-Motion Holiday Episode

Friday, November 19 by Jame Gumb

Remember the classic “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” Christmas special with the herky-jerky animation? If you don’t, you’re a communist. Even so, you might appreciate that “Community” is planning a similar stop-motion animation holiday spoof.

Links Away: Alec Baldwin Loves $6 Meals

Thursday, November 18 by Col. Longshanks

Alec Baldwin can’t get enough of Wegman’s homecooked $6 meals. This awkward commercial proves it. How much did they have to pay Baldwin to agree to this awful campaign? It had to be upwards of 10,000 homecooked $6 meals.

‘Born to be Wild 3D’ Trailer Features Cute Animals, Morgan Freeman

Thursday, November 18 by Jame Gumb

Only one thing could be better than cute baby animals frolicking around in 3D. And that’s cute baby animals frolicking around in 3D as narrated by Mr. Morgan Freeman!

Search for Next ‘Superman’ Begins

Thursday, November 18 by Col. Longshanks

Warner Bros., director Zack Snyder, and producer Chris Nolan are on the prowl for a Man of Steel. In their search, they’re open to creating a star for the Superman reboot. Hey Kid, ya wanna be a star?

Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 1

Thursday, November 18 by Fred Topel

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 1 is the worst of all the Harry Potter movies. This is the most bored I’ve been watching one.

This Is Not a Dream: CBS Kills ‘Medium’ Mid-Season

Thursday, November 18 by Jame Gumb

Bad news for people who like bad television. CBS has canceled Patricia Arquette’s supernatural thriller, “Medium.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger Scream Supercut

Thursday, November 18 by Col. Longshanks

Those wily chaps over at FilmDrunk put together a supercut of Arnold Schwarzenegger screaming in films. It’s long, but if you want to get the most out of it you should take it all.

Yoda Winter Collection

Thursday, November 18 by Col. Longshanks

Deciphering ‘The Muppet Movie’ Cameos

Thursday, November 18 by Jame Gumb

Using the awesome power of the Screen Junkies super computer (The SJ 3000), I was able to determine the most probable roles for those rumored to be appearing in the film, and you can’t argue with science. So sit back and see for yourself who will be playing what in the upcoming Muppet Movie.

Clemence Poesy

Thursday, November 18 by Reza F.

There is something unnervingly attractive about artsy French chicks who constantly appear as though they just don’t give a sh*t. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows actress Clemence Poesy seems to have perfected that particular look of apathetic sexiness.

Sam Kinison Biopic To Scream At You Soon

Thursday, November 18 by Col. Longshanks

Tom Shadyac is stepping out of the trailer park and back behind the camera. The Ace Ventura director will next take on a Sam Kinison biopic for HBO Films. The film is based on the memoir Brother Sam: The Short, Spectacular Life of Sam Kinison.

Robert Downey Jr. Wants to Learn ‘How to Talk to Girls’

Thursday, November 18 by Col. Longshanks

Robert Downey Jr. is a happily married man, but that’s not stopping him from brushing up on How to Talk to Girls. The project is an adaptation of Alec Greven’s book that revolves around advice on how to deal with the opposite sex. Sounds pretty normal, right? Well what if I told you the advice dispenser was nine-years old at the time the book was published? BOOM!

Emily Blunt In Talks To Agree To ‘The Five-Year Engagement’

Thursday, November 18 by Wookie Johnson

Please take a moment, open your journals, and write this information down. Trust me, you’ll want to always remember where you were when you first heard this news. Emily Blunt might appear in a good movie.