‘Dolphin Tale’ Trailer Designed For Maximum Heart-Warmage

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Morgan Freeman stars in ‘Dolphin Tale’, about how a young boy’s friendship helped save a dolphin’s life. Think ‘Free Willy’, but with a title that’s not as easy to make dick jokes out of.

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Joe Eszterhas Is Going To Turn You On With His ‘Lust’

Thursday, April 7 by

This man has forgotten more about sex than you’ve ever learned.


Links Away: Transformers Do The Thriller Dance

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And thus an internet sensation was born.

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‘Daydream Nation’ Makes Kat Dennings Out To Be Whorish And Hot

Thursday, April 7 by

This teenager seems to be clinically self-involved. That’s not very realistic at all!

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UPDATE: Arnie To Play A Sheriff With An Unexplained Austrian Accent

Thursday, April 7 by

Arnold to give patrolling the US borders one more shot.

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‘The Robber’ May Contain Trace Amounts Of ‘Run Lola Run’

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This Austrian film looks a bit like a great German film, in a very good way.


Kevin Williamson Breaks His ‘Scream 4′ Silence

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He’s shooting down rumors with the hope of tricking you into seeing ‘Scream 4′.


9 Ferocious Female Assassins

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As far as Hollywood is concerned, there’s nothing deadlier than a self-empowered female.

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Beastie Boys ‘Fight For Your Right’ Trailer Is Cameos And Little Else

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All of 2004′s hottest stars are out to shine in this cameo parade!


Snooki, JWoww, and Pauly D All Getting Their Own Spin-Offs Because F**k Hard Work

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WARNING: If you’ve lost your job or home within the last few years, this article will enrage.

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Hailee Steinfeld To Tackle Shakespeare Next. Not Literally, Of Course.

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This is the spot where I would put a fitting quote from ‘Romeo and Juliet’. I wish I was smarter.


Tom Hardy Vs. Joel Edgerton In ‘Warrior’. Place Your Bets.

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I can’t choose. They’re both so damn likable.


Review: Showtime’s ‘Gigolos’

Thursday, April 7 by

The show goes wrong in its attempt to look and feel like every other mediocre reality series out there.


FOX Orders More ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Inspiring Punny Headline

Thursday, April 7 by

“Hold the onions” -FOX.


Announcement Of Dusty Springfield Biopic Causes Widespread Frenzied Excitement

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You wanted a Dusty Springfield biopic, now you have a Dusty Springfield biopic.