New Clip Of Thor Getting His Ass Kicked Reveals Hawkeye

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It takes Thor a surprisingly long time to knock out a security guard.


Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Reboots ‘The Crow’ For Goths And Juggalos

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‘The Crow’ is back from the dead and ready to paint its face… to freak you out.

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Who Will Play Moe Howard In The ‘Three Stooges’ Movie?

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While Will Sasso has been cast as Curly, and Sean Hayes landed the role of Larry, the fate of Moe is still up in the air.


‘Dolphin Tale’ Trailer Designed For Maximum Heart-Warmage

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Morgan Freeman stars in ‘Dolphin Tale’, about how a young boy’s friendship helped save a dolphin’s life. Think ‘Free Willy’, but with a title that’s not as easy to make dick jokes out of.

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Joe Eszterhas Is Going To Turn You On With His ‘Lust’

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This man has forgotten more about sex than you’ve ever learned.


Links Away: Transformers Do The Thriller Dance

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And thus an internet sensation was born.

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‘Daydream Nation’ Makes Kat Dennings Out To Be Whorish And Hot

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This teenager seems to be clinically self-involved. That’s not very realistic at all!

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UPDATE: Arnie To Play A Sheriff With An Unexplained Austrian Accent

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Arnold to give patrolling the US borders one more shot.

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‘The Robber’ May Contain Trace Amounts Of ‘Run Lola Run’

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This Austrian film looks a bit like a great German film, in a very good way.


Kevin Williamson Breaks His ‘Scream 4′ Silence

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He’s shooting down rumors with the hope of tricking you into seeing ‘Scream 4′.


9 Ferocious Female Assassins

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As far as Hollywood is concerned, there’s nothing deadlier than a self-empowered female.

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Beastie Boys ‘Fight For Your Right’ Trailer Is Cameos And Little Else

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All of 2004′s hottest stars are out to shine in this cameo parade!


Snooki, JWoww, and Pauly D All Getting Their Own Spin-Offs Because F**k Hard Work

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WARNING: If you’ve lost your job or home within the last few years, this article will enrage.

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Hailee Steinfeld To Tackle Shakespeare Next. Not Literally, Of Course.

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This is the spot where I would put a fitting quote from ‘Romeo and Juliet’. I wish I was smarter.


Tom Hardy Vs. Joel Edgerton In ‘Warrior’. Place Your Bets.

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I can’t choose. They’re both so damn likable.