Adult Swim Turns ‘NTSF:SD:SUV’ Into Real Show

Wednesday, November 24 by Col. Longshanks

Stoners, get ready to be happy. Adult Swim has picked up 12 episodes of “NTSF:SD:SUV” or National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle.”

All Hail Batman

Wednesday, November 24 by Col. Longshanks

Review: The King’s Speech

Wednesday, November 24 by Fred Topel

The King’s Speech is a British period piece about the monarchy AND a triumph over disability story, so it’s a sure thing for the Oscars. This is one you’ll actually want to watch anyway and it doesn’t even play like Oscar bait.

David R. Ellis’s ‘Shark Movie’ Is Going To Bite

Wednesday, November 24 by Wookie Johnson

Relativity Media has picked up Ellis’s Shark Night 3D and re-monikered it with the much more catchy The Untitled David R. Ellis 3D Shark Thriller. TUDRE3DST just rolls right off the tongue.

‘The Nutcracker’ and Nazis: Together at Last

Wednesday, November 24 by Jame Gumb

Finally, someone had the balls to make the holiday film we’ve all been clamoring for: a Nazi-themed version of The Nutcracker.

Houston, We Have a Poster (for ‘Apollo 18′)

Wednesday, November 24 by Jame Gumb

Check out this new poster for Apollo 18. Apparently, there’s a reason we’ve never gone back to the moon, and it has nothing to do with the fact that we’re about 14 trillion in debt.

Links Away: Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters

Tuesday, November 23 by Col. Longshanks

In a city full of elitist assholes, only one man has enough balls to protect its citizens from their apathetic tirades. That’s not a vintage coat. It’s a right now coat, dirty hipster.

‘Hop’ Teaser Will Make You Want To Play Rock Band

Tuesday, November 23 by Col. Longshanks

There’s a new anthropomorphic, animated animal that we’re to believe is wildly outrageous due to his drum skills and choice to wear a shirt but no pants.

Review: Love and Other Drugs

Tuesday, November 23 by Fred Topel

One of those romantic comedies that opens with pop music. It’s retro pop music because the movie is set in the ‘90s, but it’s still one of those movies that has no personality of its own so it tries to bogart a song that conveys personality.

Review: Burlesque

Tuesday, November 23 by Fred Topel

Burlesque has good music and dancing, so that’s all it needs. It’s no Step Up 3D but they put on a good show.

Watch Antoine Dodson Tell Dat On CBS’s ‘Intruders’

Tuesday, November 23 by Col. Longshanks

CBS has a huge hit on their hands with the series adaptation of Twitter sensation “$#*! My Dad Says,” so it makes sense they’d want to stick their fingers in more sticky Internet pies. Enter Antoine Dodson.

Shameless Plug: Join Break Media Research Panel, Help Shape the Future of Screen Junkies

Tuesday, November 23 by Col. Longshanks

Hey you guys are clever and smart, right? I can tell by the way you give us sass in the comments sections on the site. Well we need your help to make Screen Junkies an even more enthralling experience.

What’s This Weirdo Thing? ‘Video By: Neill Blomkamp’

Tuesday, November 23 by Wookie Johnson

Neill Blomkamp broke out in big ways with District 9. Now, all eyes are on this guy in anticipation of what his next project will be. Turns out, it’s this some kind of thing.

‘Tron Legacy’ Featurette Revs Up Vehicles

Tuesday, November 23 by Col. Longshanks

Yay, it’s Tron Tuesday again… That means another sneak peak promotion clip thingy. This one looks under the hoods of the vehicles in Tron Legacy. Can we just see the damn movie already?!

Jessica Lowndes

Tuesday, November 23 by Reza F.

There are very few reasons for a man to watch “90210.” Jessica Lowndes is one of them. Another is to get tips on how not to raise your kids, but you can look into that one on your own time. Hint: Stay the hell out of Beverly Hills.