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Snookie Love Doll
Sunday, November 28 by Col. Longshanks
So many awesome taglines, yet I’m still not interested.
Michael Bay Shoots Down Rumors Of ‘Transformers’ 3D Problems
Sunday, November 28 by Wookie Johnson
Michael Bay has some news for morons. There have recently been rumors that Transformers 3: Dark Of The Moon has been having problems with its 3Dness, which is ridiculous. This is Michael Bay we’re talking about.
First ‘Breaking Dawn’ Image Gets Feathery
Saturday, November 27 by Col. Longshanks
Here, have a handful of feathers. It’s certainly better than another pic of Bella and Edward avoiding eye contact and then making eye contact.
Dreama Walker
Friday, November 26 by Reza F.
You might recognize Dreama Walker from “Gossip Girl,” which means you watch “Gossip Girl.” It’s all good though, we understand. Okay, no we don’t.
Look at Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe
Friday, November 26 by Col. Longshanks
Here’s the first official pic of Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe in My Week With Marilyn. She’s not quite as thick as the official blonde that gentlemen prefer, but I can see her embodying the role quite well.
‘Sons of Anarchy’ Actress Winter Ave Zoli
Thursday, November 25 by Reza F.
A former stage actress, ballerina, and one-time resident of the Czech Republic, Winter Ave Zoli is best known these days as the hard-headed porn star sweetheart of bearded biker outlaw Opie Winston on FX’s leading series "Sons of Anarchy." And if you have a hard time picturing this tousle-haired beauty as the type who’d get down on camera for a quick couple hundred, it’s all the better; the contrast between Zoli’s disarming look of wide-eyed innocence and the seedy lifestyle played out by her on-screen alter ego is exactly what makes her character a thrilling fixture in the series.
A word from Winter: "Lyla and Opie are drawn to each other because they both have this sort of sweet sadness."
More pics of Winter after the jump…
Indiana Jones Teaches Proper Table Manners
Thursday, November 25 by Col. Longshanks
A redubbed scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom turns into an instructional video on proper manners at the dinner table. You may never find yourself in the same formal situation as Indy (or “Bob” in the video), but if poisoned drinks and flaming kabobs ever arise, you’ll be ready. Maybe even this Thanksgiving.
Links Away: How To Talk To Your Kids About ‘Star Wars’
Wednesday, November 24 by Reza F.
Talk to your kids about sex is easy, but talking to them about Star Wars is hard. Where do you start? How detailed do you get? Do you bring up the tabooed Jar Jar Binks? Luckly Asylum put together a video to help all you daddies out.
Video Interview: The Rock ‘Faster’
Wednesday, November 24 by Fred Topel
Johnson was a good sport when I tied in Faster with the upcoming Fast Five. He also appreciated my Point Blank reference and told us it’s okay to still call him The Rock.
Emma Stone Moves Away From ’21 Jump Street’
Wednesday, November 24 by Wookie Johnson
Now that Emma Stone is a pretty big deal, she’s having to drop out of a few projects. She was originally attached to Jonah Hill’s 21 Jump Street, but Sony came calling with the Spider-Man offer and it was too sweet to refuse. Does the name Stephen J. Cannell carry no weight these days???
Subway to Hogwarts
Wednesday, November 24 by Col. Longshanks
Liam Neeson Has Half a Face In ‘Unknown’ Poster
Wednesday, November 24 by Col. Longshanks
In the new poster for Unknown, Liam Neeson tries to cover up horrible acne scars and/or the dark side of his soul. Depends on how deep you want to get with it.
Mark Wahlberg Will Play Drake In David O. Russell’s ‘Uncharted’
Wednesday, November 24 by Wookie Johnson
Well, here’s some news that may or may not piss you off depending on whether or not you own a Playstation 3 or the “Firefly” box set. First, Mark Wahlberg is re-teaming with David O. Russell for a fourth film. Secondly, that film is Russell’s adaptation of Uncharted.
Jonna Walsh
Wednesday, November 24 by Reza F.
Though Faster actress Jonna Walsh hasn’t gained much recognition since launching her career in 2004, it’s difficult to forget a face like that once you’ve seen it, even if only for a brief moment in a throwaway episode of “CSI: NY.”
Warner Bros. Preview ‘Sherlock Holmes 2′, ‘Horrible Bosses’, ‘Final Destination 5′, ‘The Apparition’, And More!!
Wednesday, November 24 by Wookie Johnson
Warner Bros. is taking the holiday as an opportunity to give you a glimpse of what they’ve got planned for 2011. Here we have first looks at The Hangover 2, Sherlock Holmes 2, Horrible Bosses, Something Borrowed, Final Destination 5, and The Apparition (featuring Ashley Greene in her nightie).
