Emma Stone Moves Away From ’21 Jump Street’

Wednesday, November 24 by Wookie Johnson

Now that Emma Stone is a pretty big deal, she’s having to drop out of a few projects. She was originally attached to Jonah Hill’s 21 Jump Street, but Sony came calling with the Spider-Man offer and it was too sweet to refuse. Does the name Stephen J. Cannell carry no weight these days???

Subway to Hogwarts

Wednesday, November 24 by Col. Longshanks

Liam Neeson Has Half a Face In ‘Unknown’ Poster

Wednesday, November 24 by Col. Longshanks

In the new poster for Unknown, Liam Neeson tries to cover up horrible acne scars and/or the dark side of his soul. Depends on how deep you want to get with it.

Mark Wahlberg Will Play Drake In David O. Russell’s ‘Uncharted’

Wednesday, November 24 by Wookie Johnson

Well, here’s some news that may or may not piss you off depending on whether or not you own a Playstation 3 or the “Firefly” box set. First, Mark Wahlberg is re-teaming with David O. Russell for a fourth film. Secondly, that film is Russell’s adaptation of Uncharted.

Jonna Walsh

Wednesday, November 24 by Reza F.

Though Faster actress Jonna Walsh hasn’t gained much recognition since launching her career in 2004, it’s difficult to forget a face like that once you’ve seen it, even if only for a brief moment in a throwaway episode of “CSI: NY.”

Warner Bros. Preview ‘Sherlock Holmes 2′, ‘Horrible Bosses’, ‘Final Destination 5′, ‘The Apparition’, And More!!

Wednesday, November 24 by Wookie Johnson

Warner Bros. is taking the holiday as an opportunity to give you a glimpse of what they’ve got planned for 2011. Here we have first looks at The Hangover 2, Sherlock Holmes 2, Horrible Bosses, Something Borrowed, Final Destination 5, and The Apparition (featuring Ashley Greene in her nightie).

Adult Swim Turns ‘NTSF:SD:SUV’ Into Real Show

Wednesday, November 24 by Col. Longshanks

Stoners, get ready to be happy. Adult Swim has picked up 12 episodes of “NTSF:SD:SUV” or National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle.”

All Hail Batman

Wednesday, November 24 by Col. Longshanks

Review: The King’s Speech

Wednesday, November 24 by Fred Topel

The King’s Speech is a British period piece about the monarchy AND a triumph over disability story, so it’s a sure thing for the Oscars. This is one you’ll actually want to watch anyway and it doesn’t even play like Oscar bait.

David R. Ellis’s ‘Shark Movie’ Is Going To Bite

Wednesday, November 24 by Wookie Johnson

Relativity Media has picked up Ellis’s Shark Night 3D and re-monikered it with the much more catchy The Untitled David R. Ellis 3D Shark Thriller. TUDRE3DST just rolls right off the tongue.

‘The Nutcracker’ and Nazis: Together at Last

Wednesday, November 24 by Jame Gumb

Finally, someone had the balls to make the holiday film we’ve all been clamoring for: a Nazi-themed version of The Nutcracker.

Houston, We Have a Poster (for ‘Apollo 18′)

Wednesday, November 24 by Jame Gumb

Check out this new poster for Apollo 18. Apparently, there’s a reason we’ve never gone back to the moon, and it has nothing to do with the fact that we’re about 14 trillion in debt.

Links Away: Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters

Tuesday, November 23 by Col. Longshanks

In a city full of elitist assholes, only one man has enough balls to protect its citizens from their apathetic tirades. That’s not a vintage coat. It’s a right now coat, dirty hipster.

‘Hop’ Teaser Will Make You Want To Play Rock Band

Tuesday, November 23 by Col. Longshanks

There’s a new anthropomorphic, animated animal that we’re to believe is wildly outrageous due to his drum skills and choice to wear a shirt but no pants.

Review: Love and Other Drugs

Tuesday, November 23 by Fred Topel

One of those romantic comedies that opens with pop music. It’s retro pop music because the movie is set in the ‘90s, but it’s still one of those movies that has no personality of its own so it tries to bogart a song that conveys personality.