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Behold, The Most Poorly Photoshopped Movie Poster of All Time: “Hit By Lightning”

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Does Jon Cryer really have the torso of a 13 year-old boy and the head of a brontosaurus?

Here's Jordan after the accident.

Sadly, Tracy Morgan Doesn’t Know If He’ll Ever Perform Again

Wednesday, October 1 by

GET BETTER, TRACY! We miss you.

Make it like the recent 'Godzilla' movie and never actually show King Kong!

Netflix, Unable To Stop Making Original Content, Is Rolling Out A King Kong Cartoon For Kids

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.

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Sons of Anarchy Recap: “Poor Little Lambs” (Season 7 / Episode 4)

Wednesday, October 1 by

People that matter need to start dying soon.

I don't wanna be here any more. I want to go home.

OK, The ‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ Opening Credits Are Scary As Sh*t

Wednesday, October 1 by

I want my mom. And your mom too.

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Watch Space McConaughey Explore The Cosmos In Final ‘Interstellar’ Trailer

Wednesday, October 1 by

It’s a very humorless adaptation of ‘RocketMan’.

If you f*ck with them, you f*ck with their whole crew.

The ‘Angry Birds’ Movie Has Some Famous Voices Behind It Now

Wednesday, October 1 by

We don’t want the birds coming across as irritable or frustrated. WE WANT THEM ANGRY.

Finally, a Moses that's as sexually appealing as he is historically significant.

The ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Trailer Would Like Three Minutes Of Your Time

Wednesday, October 1 by

I’m not saying a Patrick Bateman appearance would be tasteful here, but it sure would be fun.

He even gesticulates like a great director!

David Fincher Will Be Directing The Entire First Season Of HBO’s ‘Utopia’

Wednesday, October 1 by

I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.

ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

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And Now, Jeff Goldblum For Light Bulbs

Tuesday, September 30 by

Tim and Eric have reunited with Jeff Goldblum to sell GE’s revolutionary new light bulbs that you can control via your smartphone without having to use your legs at all.

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.

‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.

Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

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A Look At Things To Come On ‘Gotham’

Tuesday, September 30 by

I can dig it.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...

Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’

Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"

The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Of The Scariest Scenes In Non Scary Movies

Horror movies are supposed to have scary sequences in them, but have you ever seen a non-scary movie that ended up scaring the hell out of you? These six "fish...

The 7 Most Terrifying Movie Boyfriends

When Hollywood isn’t dishing out movies about the perfect guy, they’re making horror flicks about how bad boyfriends can be. If you thought your ex left you with traumatic memories...

6 TV Scientists That Use Their Brains For Good

If you're sick of seeing talentless nobodies rake in cash for doing nothing but party, get drunk and pass out on TV, know that there are plenty of better shows...

5 True Blood Spoilers Worth Reading

7 Classic Engagement Scenes in Movies

  Hollywood is famous for ruining true love for women by constantly showing over-the-top courtships, proposals, and engagements in dramas and romantic comedies. But if they didn’t, men wouldn’t be...

6 Shows Like Breaking Bad That Show The Drug Trade

As "Breaking Bad" became an instant hit with it’s creative storyline about a chemistry teacher turned meth lab genius, other TV shows depicting the drug trade also have directors no...

6 TV Nurses Who Who Healed With Attitude

With the rise of the multitude of popular doctor-centric TV shows like "House", "Grey’s Anatomy" and it’s spin-off "Private Practice", people sometimes forget that there are many unforgettable non-doctor medical...

8 Movie Dragons Who Owned The Skies

Dragons are awesome. It's a fact. Vampires may dominate the movies right now, but dragons look much more spectacular on a 40-foot screen. Searing dragon fire and beasts snapping knights...

The 6 Best Costumes From The Office Halloween Episodes

The 8 Worst TV Boyfriends

Picking a boyfriend is a tricky ordeal. Maybe you are attracted to strong men with many muscles, who have the capability to lift a car clear over their head. Or...

Delayed Movies: 8 Films That Sat on The Shelf For Years

Most films don't get released immediately after they're finished, some haven't been released at al,l and there are many films that sat on the shelf for years before an audience...

The Final Destination: 6 Disgusting Deaths From The Movie Series

"Final Destination" movies have gained the reputation for being some of the most disgusting yet entertaining films ever made, a horror franchise that blood and guts fans have grown to...

6 Movies Like Mean GirlsThat Will Make You Cry

It's no secret; girls can be mean. Sure, boys can be mean, too, but girls seem to have the special brand of meanness that makes for great Hollywood fodder. The...

5 Ken Burns Documentaries Every History Buff Must Watch

Ken Burns (pictured above) has been one of the first names people think of when they hear the word "documentary," as he has made some of the most famous ones....

True Blood Synopsis: 5 Things You Need to Know

If you want to watch HBO's hit series "True Blood," there are a number of things you should know first. As with most cutting-edge HBO television series )you know, the...

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