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John Stamos Does Not Care To Wear Sheen’s Bowler Shirt

Friday, March 11 by

John Stamos does not wish to be the highest paid actor on television. He’s got his own money, thank you. Money he earned through hard work, good hygiene, and laughing at Dave Coulier’s jokes.

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New Photos From ‘War Horse’ Have 0 Pictures Of Horses Shooting Guns

Friday, March 11 by

Look out for photos from The Asylum’s ‘Battle Pony’ later today.

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Paul F. Tompkins Will Become An ‘Evil Genius’ For Comedy Central

Friday, March 11 by

Paul F. Tompkins as a wisecracking villain? This stuff writes itself.

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Duncan Jones’ ‘Mute’ To Be A Comic Instead Of A Movie

Friday, March 11 by

Don’t look so sad, Duncan. Comic books are cool too!

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Review: Mars Needs Moms

Friday, March 11 by

This will not be one of the animated movies you enjoy in spite of being grown up.

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Darren Aronofsky Back In The Drug Game

Friday, March 11 by

Darren Aronofsky doesn’t like the drugs, but the drugs like him.

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New ‘Hangover 2′ Pic Loses Points For Lack Of Monkey

Friday, March 11 by

For the record, if your film doesn’t feature a monkey it’s an automatic turd that couldn’t open on a tugboat.

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Review: Red Riding Hood

Friday, March 11 by

There is a kick ass way to redo this fairy tale. Instead this is all the boring parts of a teen romance.

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An Alien Runs Amok In New ‘Super 8′ Trailer

Friday, March 11 by

Soon, JJ Abrams transformation into Steven Spielberg will be complete.

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Loud Macaws Are Delaying Quentin Tarantino’s Spaghetti Western

Friday, March 11 by

The “obnoxious pteradactyl-like screams” coming from Alan Ball’s “exotic bird menagerie” are making it really difficult for next-door-neighbor Tarantino to lift ideas from ‘Danger: Diabolik’.

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Charlie Sheen’s House Raided By Cops, Which Makes Sense

Thursday, March 10 by

The LAPD are at Charlie Sheen’s house right now. No, they’re not there for the tiger blood.

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Trollgate ’11: Jon Cryer Outs Himself As “Troll” To Conan

Thursday, March 10 by

If you’ve seen Jon Cryer under a bridge, it’s not cause he’s hiding from a crazed Charlie Sheen. Here’s Cryer’s video confession.

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‘Robocop’ Reboot Hires Non-Cyborg Writer Josh Zetumer

Thursday, March 10 by

Like Robocop’s one-man mission to eliminate crime in Detroit, relatively unknown writer Josh Zetumer has also been given a gargantuan task: write a new version of the it’s-exactly-perfect-as-it-is film ‘Robocop’.

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Knoxville To Play Moe For Those ‘Stooges’ The Farrelly Brothers

Thursday, March 10 by

If the Farrelly’s screw this one up, angry Three Stooges fans will not be giving them a hall pass.

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J.J. Abrams Allows ‘Super 8′ Plot To Escape His Hatch Of Mysteries

Thursday, March 10 by

Somewhere, deep below the surface of the earth, there is a heavily guarded vault containing all of J.J. Abrams story secrets… and one just left.

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