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NSFW Black Swan/Showgirls Trailer Mash-Up
Saturday, December 11 by Col. Longshanks
Damn this person for bringing to light the similarities between Black Swan and Showgirls. Now I’ll never be able to watch the former again without thinking of Elizabeth Berkley having seizure sex in a pool.
Links Away Photobomb Fridays: ‘Tron’
Friday, December 10 by Col. Longshanks
Here are your weekend links.
Review: The Tempest
Friday, December 10 by Fred Topel
The interesting visuals are minimal in The Tempest so the film relies mostly on the text. The story of an island hermit’s manipulative games with some shipwreck survivors isn’t quite as deep as star crossed lovers or political treachery.
Reel Rumble: Is David Keith or Keith David a Bigger Badass?
Friday, December 10 by Col. Longshanks
We don’t always agree on the happenings in the entertainment industry and we like to make our beefs public. David Keith and Keith David are both terrific actors, but two men sharing the same name (only reversed) can’t be equals. Fight!
‘Thor’ Trailer Will Get You More Amped Than Four Loko
Friday, December 10 by Col. Longshanks
Marvel has dropped the new trailer for Thor after debuting the Spawn-esque poster earlier today. It stars Chris Hemsworth as the superhero whose weapon of choice is a heavy-ass hammer. Anthony Hopkins plays Odin/Steam Punk Santa.
Ha Ha, Jeff Daniels Is On CNN And He’s Pooping
Friday, December 10 by Wookie Johnson
CNN has suddenly become awesome. Due to all the controversy and criticism they draw because of their lazy hiring practices, they knew they needed to switch things up fast.
‘Southland’ Spoilers: The Case of the Blow Up Doll Stabbing
Friday, December 10 by Fred Topel
This show seems to write itself, as officers advise the producers of strange real cases they’ve investigated. Rookie officer Ben Sherman gets a surprise in a seemingly routine domestic disturbance.
Real Life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Friday, December 10 by Col. Longshanks
Some dudes recreated the opening title sequence to the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” animated show. Ladies, don’t get too excited by the manliness displayed.
What’s Black And White And Red All Over? ‘Thor’ Poster.
Friday, December 10 by Wookie Johnson
Chris Hemsworth dresses up like Spawn for the Thor poster.
Anna Popplewell
Friday, December 10 by Reza F.
As the young female lead in a popular fantasy film series, Anna Popplewell automatically falls under the “insanely popular among middle-schoolers” category. That doesn’t mean this Chronicles of Narnia star lacks broader appeal, though.
Can You Spot ‘True Grit’s’ Big Switcheroo?
Friday, December 10 by Fred Topel
Technically this is a spoiler alert, but if you see any photos or trailers of Jeff Bridges as the new Rooster Cogburn, you’ve probably figured it out.
Review: The Tourist
Friday, December 10 by Fred Topel
One of those movies where you know exactly what you’re going to get, but if you’re looking for that sort of thing it’s exactly what you want.
Matt Damon To Pop His Sci-Fi Cherry With ‘Elysium’
Friday, December 10 by Wookie Johnson
Neill Blomkamp’s Elysium is picking up serious steam. He shopped his second sci-fi film around Hollywood earlier this week, and now it looks like he’s found his leading man in the form of Matt Damon.
