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Page And Eisenberg To Talk Incessantly In Woody Allen’s Next Film

Wednesday, April 13 by

Woody Allen is going whole hog after the “people who love actors with annoying cadences” demographic with these two choices.

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‘Winter’s Bone’ Band Touring The Nation, Bringing Despair To The Masses

Wednesday, April 13 by

If you ever wanted to see a room of NPR listeners adopt a thousand-yard stare as they pretend to know how hard life can be, this is your chance.

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Justin Lin Will Only Direct A ‘Terminator’ Movie Under Certain Circumstances

Wednesday, April 13 by

Justin Lin needs time to make a decision, OK?


Hugh Jackman Says No To ‘Snow White’ Sloppy Seconds

Wednesday, April 13 by

Protect your own damn Snow White!!


Hugh Laurie Is ‘Mr. Pip’, Whatever That Means

Wednesday, April 13 by

This Laurie cat is a pip!


The Walking Dead Funeral Home

Wednesday, April 13 by

How convenient!


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Wednesday, April 13 by

The girl next door (and the illustrious offspring of Jack Bauer) is trying her hand at the not-so-happy life in ABC’s new series “Happy Endings.”


Mickey Rourke Hilariously “Promotes” ‘Passion Play’

Wednesday, April 13 by

Don’t mince words, Mickey, tell us what you really think.


‘X-Men: First Class’ Producers Discuss Decade-Hopping Sequels

Wednesday, April 13 by

This story relates to time-travel. Do not read if you are in China.

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Legal Battle Over Superman Very Confusing

Wednesday, April 13 by

This can only be the work of Lex Luthor. Or whoever it is running Warner Bros.

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Jessica Lange Finally On TV

Wednesday, April 13 by

Update your Jessica Lange fan club newsletters accordingly.


Bruce Campbell Loves ‘The Evil Dead’ Remake Script, Milk

Wednesday, April 13 by

The good news is, it doesn’t sound terrible. The bad news is, ‘Burn Notice’ comes first.


Kevin Durand To Run Around With A Walkie-Talkie In ‘Cosmopolis’

Wednesday, April 13 by

Kevin Durand will have to protect Robert Pattinson from all the crazy sh*t that Cronenberg is going to throw at him.


Review: Scream 4

Wednesday, April 13 by

It’s got all the hallmarks of the series we love to see again and we get to catch up with all the characters, but it feels forced and uninspired.


Look, Listen, And Feel: ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Season 8 Teaser

Wednesday, April 13 by

Larry goes to New York, where you’d imagine he’d blend in perfectly.