George Clooney To Make Movie About The Bailout, Because That Makes Sense

Wednesday, April 13 by

I wonder if George Clooney gets MSNBC in his dreams.


Twihards Rejoice For Taylor Lautner’s ‘Abduction’ Trailer

Wednesday, April 13 by

If you aren’t crying with joy and squealing while watching this trailer for Taylor Lautner’s ‘Abduction’, they will kick you out of Team Jacob.


The Teaser Of The Trailer Of The ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’

Wednesday, April 13 by

Get ready for of the’s to take over the world. Oh, I mean apes. Get ready for apes to do that.


Brett Easton Ellis Says ‘Glee’ Is A Puddle Of HIV

Wednesday, April 13 by

At least that’s better than a “Puddle of Mudd.”


Links Away: Tom Brady Gets All Teary-Eyed Over ‘American Idol’

Wednesday, April 13 by

Some people care about that show way too much.


MGM Makes Sony Its ‘Bond’ Bitch Once Again

Wednesday, April 13 by

Sony is a very attractive distribution partner for MGM and clearly “wants it.” The James Bond distribution rights, that is.


Jeff Foxworthy Takes A Redneck-Related Role In A Film!

Wednesday, April 13 by

They prefer “rural-Americans,” Jeff.


5 Directors Besides M. Night Shyamalan Who Should Go Back To Film School

Wednesday, April 13 by

Then again, who am I to talk? I can’t even spell “desperately” with out the help of my old friend “Spell Check.”


Rourke Will Be A Gay Rugby Player By February

Wednesday, April 13 by

…or so he says.

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Theater Owners Not Thrilled With Studios’ ‘Don’t See Movies In Theaters’ Initiative

Wednesday, April 13 by

This is what theaters will look like on a Friday night if the studios have their way. *shiver*


Linkin Park Will Be The Guys Screaming Over The ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ End Credits

Wednesday, April 13 by

Sorry, Godsmack. We’ll try to get you on the next one.

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Page And Eisenberg To Talk Incessantly In Woody Allen’s Next Film

Wednesday, April 13 by

Woody Allen is going whole hog after the “people who love actors with annoying cadences” demographic with these two choices.

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‘Winter’s Bone’ Band Touring The Nation, Bringing Despair To The Masses

Wednesday, April 13 by

If you ever wanted to see a room of NPR listeners adopt a thousand-yard stare as they pretend to know how hard life can be, this is your chance.

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Justin Lin Will Only Direct A ‘Terminator’ Movie Under Certain Circumstances

Wednesday, April 13 by

Justin Lin needs time to make a decision, OK?


Hugh Jackman Says No To ‘Snow White’ Sloppy Seconds

Wednesday, April 13 by

Protect your own damn Snow White!!