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New ‘Fast Five’ Trailer Knees Gravity In The Taint From Behind

Tuesday, March 8 by

Move over Cars 2 trailer. Your reign as today’s most exciting auto-centric film trailer has come to an end.

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New ‘Cars 2′ Trailer Ends With A Douche

Tuesday, March 8 by

‘Cars 2′ – with spies!

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Evolution Of Fraser

Tuesday, March 8 by

Brendan. He gets no respect.

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Oh, So ‘At The Mountains Of Madness’ IS Dead

Tuesday, March 8 by

Man, that Guillermo del Toro doesn’t bulldump around.

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‘Voltron’ Is Coming Together

Tuesday, March 8 by

The story about five robot lions that unite to form a giant space warrior must be told.

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New ‘Source Code’ Posters Range From Classy To Crazy

Tuesday, March 8 by

In the first one, star Jake Gyllenhaal goes to Square Town. In the second, he’s walking around Clocksville, USA.

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John Cusack To Dick Around In ‘Dictablanda’

Monday, March 7 by

Director Alejandro Agresti (‘The Lake House’) will helm ‘Dictablanda’, which sounds like a furniture line at IKEA.

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‘Tomb Raider’ Gets Rebooted, Reboobed

Monday, March 7 by

It’s likely there’ll be no more expensive “old” Angelina Jolie. A cheap young hottie will likely wear two gun holsters and not much else.

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Ridley Scott’s ‘Monopoly’ Is Still A Thing

Monday, March 7 by

Everyone’s excited about Ridley Scott’s ‘Prometheus’, which is why Hasbro wants to spoil the fun and remind you that Scott is still attached to the Monopoly movie.

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Kevin Smith Scares You With ‘Red State’ Teaser and ‘Jersey Girl’ Joke

Monday, March 7 by

You can see a few bits of John Goodman in this ‘Red State’ teaser, the way he looks in my “Roseanne” nightmares.

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‘True Blood’ Season 4 Preview Features Dazed Shirtless Dude

Monday, March 7 by

The video says he’s “confused,” but really Eric is just pretending to be cool while girls ogle his shirtlessness via the YouTube. Yeah, whatever guy.

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Links Away: From Vegas With Love

Monday, March 7 by

Action? Comedy? Zach Galifianakis? This could just be the greatest fake movie ever.

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Sony Gives In To Yearning, Buys Channing Tatum’s Sexy Peter Pan Film

Monday, March 7 by

A Caltech research team has proven that Channing Tatum will be over 9,000 times sexier than this Peter Pan.

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5 Actors (Besides Charlie Sheen) Who Pissed Away A Hit TV Show

Monday, March 7 by

When it comes to pissing away a hit TV show, Sheen is in good company. Well, replace the word “good” with “stupid,” and you’ll be on the right track.

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Malin Akerman’s Hosting A Swingers Party At A Cabin

Monday, March 7 by

Not really, but maybe. It’s really too early to tell…

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