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Watch Miley Cyrus Trip Balls
Friday, December 10 by Col. Longshanks
Normally we don’t cover gossipy stuff, but I couldn’t resist posting Miley Cyrus doing bong rips and getting eeeeeeeeeff’d up.
Review: Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Friday, December 10 by Col. Longshanks
Sure, all these movies are the same. The kids have to find some magical artifacts so they can stop an evil force from wreaking havoc on the land. What makes Dawn Treader fun are the individual magical encounters. The sum of the parts adds up to more than the whole.
A&E Sh*tcans David Hasselhoff
Friday, December 10 by Wookie Johnson
David Hasselhoff will do anything. ANYTHING. So it came as no surprise when he scored a reality show on A&E. Now the network has pulled the show after only two episodes. Keep in mind that this is the channel that has found success with a show about raiding storage units.
Links Away: ‘Today Show’ Little Sh*t
Thursday, December 9 by Reza F.
The kid’s got skill. In an expert skewering of the mainstream media, this little dude took what was meant to be a somber, ratings-boosting moment on”The Today Show” and turned it into a veritable “screw you” to somber moments everywhere.
Oooo, Shiny ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ Pics!
Thursday, December 9 by Col. Longshanks
See Depp wobble! See Depp dragged! See Depp push! See Depp peek! These new high quality production stills from Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides show Johnny Depp in a variety of poses.
Taylor Lautner Is Going To Jail
Thursday, December 9 by Wookie Johnson
They’re going to love Taylor Lautner in prison. He’s just been sentenced to star in Incarceron. The dumbly-titled film centers around a young man who has spent his entire life in a savage prison society who falls in love with the warden’s daughter.
Taylor Lautner Clone Gets His ‘Spider-man’ On
Thursday, December 9 by Col. Longshanks
Taylor Lautner look-alike and ABC Family regular Chris Zylka has signed up to shove around Peter Parker.
Russell Brand Wants to ‘RentaGhost’
Thursday, December 9 by Jame Gumb
This is Brand’s second high-profile remake, with Arthur set to hit theaters next year. This gives me hope for a remake of “The Young Ones” with Brand playing the role of Rick Pratt.
We Got Emma Stone As Gwen Stacy And ‘X-Men: First Class’ Location Pics
Thursday, December 9 by Wookie Johnson
Today we have some set photos from Spider-Man and X-Men: First Class. And we didn’t even have to visit any sets to get them. Man, we’re never going to get enough SkyMiles for that snazzy tote we’ve had our eye on.
12 Reasons Dabney Coleman Is the Greatest Actor Of Any Generation
Thursday, December 9 by Jame Gumb
Slap on your brain condoms, because you’re about to get mind-f**ked with knowledge about acting great Dabney Coleman.
Robot Nutshots Galore In ‘Real Steel’ Teaser Trailer
Thursday, December 9 by Col. Longshanks
If you haven’t yet had your fill of robots kicking each other’s asses in movies then this Real Steel trailer is going to make you go cuckoo bananas.
Duh Report: Orlando Bloom Likely To Revisit The Shire
Thursday, December 9 by Col. Longshanks
Peter Jackson already nabbed Cate Blanchett to reprise her role as Galadriel in The Hobbit, and now he’s about to land himself another pretty little elf. Orlando Bloom is in talks to return as the wispy-haired archer Legolas.
Bradley Cooper Whores Himself Out To Big Pharmaceutical
Thursday, December 9 by Wookie Johnson
In this faux pharmaceutical commercial, Bradley Cooper sells the life-changing drug NZT. The pill makes you sharper, stronger, faster, and smarter and Bradley Cooperier than you ever thought possible.
