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‘Thor’ Trailer Will Get You More Amped Than Four Loko
Friday, December 10 by Col. Longshanks
Marvel has dropped the new trailer for Thor after debuting the Spawn-esque poster earlier today. It stars Chris Hemsworth as the superhero whose weapon of choice is a heavy-ass hammer. Anthony Hopkins plays Odin/Steam Punk Santa.
Ha Ha, Jeff Daniels Is On CNN And He’s Pooping
Friday, December 10 by Wookie Johnson
CNN has suddenly become awesome. Due to all the controversy and criticism they draw because of their lazy hiring practices, they knew they needed to switch things up fast.
‘Southland’ Spoilers: The Case of the Blow Up Doll Stabbing
Friday, December 10 by Fred Topel
This show seems to write itself, as officers advise the producers of strange real cases they’ve investigated. Rookie officer Ben Sherman gets a surprise in a seemingly routine domestic disturbance.
Real Life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Friday, December 10 by Col. Longshanks
Some dudes recreated the opening title sequence to the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” animated show. Ladies, don’t get too excited by the manliness displayed.
What’s Black And White And Red All Over? ‘Thor’ Poster.
Friday, December 10 by Wookie Johnson
Chris Hemsworth dresses up like Spawn for the Thor poster.
Anna Popplewell
Friday, December 10 by Reza F.
As the young female lead in a popular fantasy film series, Anna Popplewell automatically falls under the “insanely popular among middle-schoolers” category. That doesn’t mean this Chronicles of Narnia star lacks broader appeal, though.
Can You Spot ‘True Grit’s’ Big Switcheroo?
Friday, December 10 by Fred Topel
Technically this is a spoiler alert, but if you see any photos or trailers of Jeff Bridges as the new Rooster Cogburn, you’ve probably figured it out.
Review: The Tourist
Friday, December 10 by Fred Topel
One of those movies where you know exactly what you’re going to get, but if you’re looking for that sort of thing it’s exactly what you want.
Matt Damon To Pop His Sci-Fi Cherry With ‘Elysium’
Friday, December 10 by Wookie Johnson
Neill Blomkamp’s Elysium is picking up serious steam. He shopped his second sci-fi film around Hollywood earlier this week, and now it looks like he’s found his leading man in the form of Matt Damon.
Watch Miley Cyrus Trip Balls
Friday, December 10 by Col. Longshanks
Normally we don’t cover gossipy stuff, but I couldn’t resist posting Miley Cyrus doing bong rips and getting eeeeeeeeeff’d up.
Review: Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Friday, December 10 by Col. Longshanks
Sure, all these movies are the same. The kids have to find some magical artifacts so they can stop an evil force from wreaking havoc on the land. What makes Dawn Treader fun are the individual magical encounters. The sum of the parts adds up to more than the whole.
A&E Sh*tcans David Hasselhoff
Friday, December 10 by Wookie Johnson
David Hasselhoff will do anything. ANYTHING. So it came as no surprise when he scored a reality show on A&E. Now the network has pulled the show after only two episodes. Keep in mind that this is the channel that has found success with a show about raiding storage units.
Links Away: ‘Today Show’ Little Sh*t
Thursday, December 9 by Reza F.
The kid’s got skill. In an expert skewering of the mainstream media, this little dude took what was meant to be a somber, ratings-boosting moment on”The Today Show” and turned it into a veritable “screw you” to somber moments everywhere.
Oooo, Shiny ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ Pics!
Thursday, December 9 by Col. Longshanks
See Depp wobble! See Depp dragged! See Depp push! See Depp peek! These new high quality production stills from Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides show Johnny Depp in a variety of poses.
Taylor Lautner Is Going To Jail
Thursday, December 9 by Wookie Johnson
They’re going to love Taylor Lautner in prison. He’s just been sentenced to star in Incarceron. The dumbly-titled film centers around a young man who has spent his entire life in a savage prison society who falls in love with the warden’s daughter.
