SXSW Review: Bellflower

Tuesday, March 15 by

It’s watchable and relatable, still the “Boy meets girl, boy gets girl, boy loses girl” formula.


SXSW Review: Septien

Tuesday, March 15 by

I won’t be watching Septien again, but I could recommend it if you’re interested in film festivals and wondering what sort of movies are winning slots


See A New Russian ‘X-Men: First Class’ Trailer, Tovarisch

Tuesday, March 15 by

X-мужчин действительно классно!


J.K. Simmons Secures Some Of Wahlberg’s ‘Contraband’

Tuesday, March 15 by

J.K. Simmons, a man who can play a newspaper editor and a neo-Nazi jailhouse rapist equally well, has signed on for his next roll.


Chloe Sevigny To Play Original Hipster, Lizzie Borden

Tuesday, March 15 by

With “Big Love” wrapping up, Sevigny was eager to play another role that required unflattering dresses.


Johnny Depp About To Cry In ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 4′ Poster

Monday, March 14 by

Johnny Depp looks a little… concerned in the new poster. Maybe it’s because a burning ship is eventually gonna hit him in the back.


‘Wrath Of The Titans’ To Face Monstrous New Teen Girl Franchise

Monday, March 14 by

The Kraken was nothing compared to tween girls desperately in need of a new ‘Twilight’. Even so, Warner Bros is acting bravely, pitting their ‘Titans’ against ‘Hunger Games’.


‘Sucker Punch’ Stills Feature Guns, Boobs And Jon Hamm

Monday, March 14 by

A movie with this much boob and gun can’t be bad, right? Can it? Maybe mix a little Jon Hamm (“Mad Men”) in there for credibility, just in case.


Good News For Will Forte Fans: Will Forte Is Getting Work

Monday, March 14 by

Will Forte continues to get jobs, despite the illogical failure of the movie ‘MacGruber’.


‘Mars Needs Moms’ Thankfully Drowned Zemeckis ‘Yellow Submarine’

Monday, March 14 by

Like a beloved uncle who hits the sauce too much, Zemeckis has gotten drunk on motion capture technology. Now it looks like he might sober-up and stop putting actors into ping-pong ball suits.


Yo Dawg, Heard You Like ‘Super 8′ Clues In Your ‘Super 8′ Clues

Monday, March 14 by

A mysterious viral campaign for a J.J. Abrams project? Impossible.


Links Away: Ferris Bueller Gets The Indie Treatment

Monday, March 14 by

After seeing Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, a talented amateur video editor decided the film might be more appropriate if it was recast as a coming-of-age indie flick.

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Michael Ealy To Play ‘Guy Taking Screentime Away From Kate Beckinsale’ In New ‘Underworld’

Monday, March 14 by

In related news, it seems they are still making those Underworld movies.

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Movie That Features Zac Efron Getting Pummeled Now Has A Director

Monday, March 14 by

That Efron won’t be pretty no more.

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Ridley Scott Decides To Make Logan Marshall-Green Famous By Casting Him In ‘Prometheus’

Monday, March 14 by

Green’s resume includes roles in Brooklyn’s Finest, “The O.C.”, and Devil, which makes him really, really lucky to have scored this coveted role.