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Stallone Gets Free Pens Now
Tuesday, December 28 by Wookie Johnson
If you’re a man of Sylvester Stallone’s stature, you enjoy the finest things that life has to offer. Fast cars, tall women, Ed Hardy clothing, arms so veiny they look like horse c*cks, and expensive ink pens as it turns out.
Review: Showtime’s ‘Shameless’
Tuesday, December 28 by Fred Topel
Seems like a good show, alternately hard to take yet fascinating. It’s about the Gallagher family dealing with poverty and alcoholism, but to make it salaciously entertaining, they have more wild shenanigans than depressing despair.
Sweet Matrix Ride, Bro
Tuesday, December 28 by Col. Longshanks
Someone went too far down the rabbit hole.
DreamWorks Animation Getting Into Custodial Work
Tuesday, December 28 by Wookie Johnson
DreamWorks Animation is ready to clean up at the box office again. They’ve snagged the film rights to the Oni Press comic Maintenance.
Bryan Singer Tells Light Bulbs To Suck It
Tuesday, December 28 by Wookie Johnson
The film electrics union isn’t going to like his take on Jack the Giant Killer.
Review: Showtime’s ‘Episodes’
Tuesday, December 28 by Fred Topel
Showtime sent out the first seven episodes of their new comedy “Episodes,” which is the entire first season. It certainly gets better once you get past the plodding set-up, but never good enough to add to your DVR queue.
Federal Government Set to Regulate ‘The Empire Strikes Back’
Tuesday, December 28 by Jame Gumb
If we allow the Feds to decide which films are important, we are also allowing the government to decide which films don’t matter. Well, I for one don’t want to see Pootie Tang or The Last Starfighter end up in front of some cinematic death panel.
Gabrielle Anwar
Tuesday, December 28 by Reza F.
Gabrielle Anwar plays one helluva stone-faced killer.
We’re A Few Steps Closer To Holographic Films
Tuesday, December 28 by Wookie Johnson
Clash Of The Titans-induced pink eye may be a worry of the past. Apple is developing a technology that will allow audiences to view 3D images without the aid of glasses.
Natalie Portman Is a Filthy Homewrecker In ‘The Other Woman’ Trailer
Monday, December 27 by Jame Gumb
The movie seems like a friggen downer, so I’ll just stick to miscarriage-free films like Little Fockers. Ha! “Double dose of Focker.” That’s hysterical!
Links Away: In Mind-Blowing 3D
Monday, December 27 by Reza F.
So it turns out there have been a lot of 3D movies in the last few years. At least 37, according to this supercut.
‘Always Sunny’ Returns To Comedy Central
Monday, December 27 by Col. Longshanks
If there are two things you can count on “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” for, it’s laughs and date rape defense tactics. This quick promo delivers both.
Spielberg Continues His Love Affair with Aliens
Monday, December 27 by Jame Gumb
Are you a sci-fi dork who’s been jonesing for a good alien-invasion series ever since BSG went off the air? Or maybe you’re a right-wing gun nut who’s looking for a healthier outlet for your paranoid survivalist fantasies. Either way, the “Falling Skies” trailer is for you.
‘Hangover 2′ Crash Puts Stuntman In Critical Condition
Monday, December 27 by Col. Longshanks
Australian stuntman Scott McLean was rushed to a Thai hospital after a botched car crash on the set of The Hangover Part II left him in an induced coma.
Review: ‘Southland’ Season 3 Premiere
Monday, December 27 by Fred Topel
“Southland” is back with thrilling TV action, but it’s not really the action that makes the show.
