LATEST HEADLINES

ice-cube-disney

UPDATE: Ice Cube’s Gritty Street Drama A Perfect Fit For Disney

Friday, April 8 by

I hope Lightning McQueen wants some spinning rims and hydraulic suspension. Disney is in talks with Ice Cube to produce and distribute ‘Chrome and Paint’, a drama about the South Central Los Angeles custom car scene.

chris-hemsworth-thor

New Clip Makes Thor Out To Be “The God Of Chumps”

Friday, April 8 by

These preview clips show us that Thor has a few key weaknesses: women with tasers, large security guards and sleepy medicine.

liam-neeson

Liam Neeson Out Of ‘Hangover 2′ And Gets Sympathy E-Card From Mel Gibson

Friday, April 8 by

People you will see in ‘The Hangover Part II’: Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms. People who you will not see: Liam Neeson. Monkeys you will see: that monkey they now have.

bob-odenkirk-tim-and-eric

Adult Swim Writes Bob Odenkirk More Tiny Checks

Friday, April 8 by

The Adult Swimmers are wisely asking Odenkirk to create a new television show that makes fun of the shitty production values of locally-produced videos. *Inset VCR Tracking Effects*

cars-2-bond-poster

I Wish ‘Cars 2′ Looked As Awesome As Its Poster Art

Friday, April 8 by

The first new poster is inspired by classic Bond movies. Now I’m tempted to fashion my Corolla with a giant evil monocle, just to see what would happen.

ReelRumbleThumb2

More Bad-Ass Actor: Sean Bean Or Michael Biehn

Friday, April 8 by

Both Sean and Michael are amazing character actors, but which Bean/Biehn is the true magical fruit that doesn’t make us toot? Fight!

professional-bomb300

Links Away Photobomb Fridays: ‘The Professional’

Friday, April 8 by

Here are your weekend links.

Screen shot 2011-04-08 at 4.50.38 PM

Willem Dafoe To Creep Out A New Generation Of Moviegoers In ‘Odd Thomas’?

Friday, April 8 by

This is Willem Dafoe trying to frown. His face is stuck this way.

tobey-maguire-spider-man

Forgotten Old Spider-Man Tobey Maguire To Star In ‘Life Of Pi’

Friday, April 8 by

Yes, the ancient old Spider-Man is still webbing around. Maguire’s set to star in director Ang Lee’s adaptation of Yann Martel’s bestseller ‘Life of Pi’.

Screen shot 2011-04-08 at 4.21.47 PM

Jessica Biel To Prove The Existence Of Martian Erections In ‘Total Recall’

Friday, April 8 by

I’m hoping she was cast as the lady with three breasts.

josh-pence-batman

Josh Pence And His Face Will Be In The New Batman Movie

Friday, April 8 by

Pence has been cast as a young Ra’s Al Ghul in Dark Knight Rises.

Screen shot 2011-04-08 at 3.38.26 PM

Screw The Story: Visual Effects Guru To Direct ‘Deadpool’

Friday, April 8 by

Wouldn’t it be cool if he was able to make it look like some of the X-Men were flying? Like, without wires or anything? That would be pretty neat.

ron_perlman-scowl-300

Ron Perlman’s 9 Greatest Scowls

Friday, April 8 by

Seriously, he’s a great actor, but he’s also the scowliest S.O.B, in Hollywood

Screen shot 2011-04-08 at 3.09.13 PM

‘Monte Carlo’ Trailer Looks Generally Horrible

Friday, April 8 by

It’s like a trip to the dentist, but cheaper!

zach-galifianakis300

Zach Galifianakis Peace-Outties On ‘R.I.P.D.’

Friday, April 8 by

His work with Ted Danson comes first.

MORE