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Another Case of ‘Bond 23′ Blue Balls
Wednesday, January 5 by Col. Longshanks
Turns out Kate Winslet is a huge Bond tease. Sorry you got all aroused, but this project isn’t ready to be touched.
It’s ‘Mr. Film’ with Bob and David!
Wednesday, January 5 by Jame Gumb
If it’s half as funny as “Mr. Show,” we’re in for a real treat. If it’s only a quarter as funny as “Mr. Show,” I guess we’re in for another Brothers Solomon. At this point, I’ll settle for that.
Sam Rockwell To Probably Play A Sleazy Guy In ‘Cogan’s Trade’
Wednesday, January 5 by Wookie Johnson
Andrew Dominik is reaching into his ‘Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford’ casting bag once again.
Spider-man Slips Emma Stone the Tongue
Wednesday, January 5 by Col. Longshanks
OoooOOOooooo! Look you guys, it’s pics of Peter Parker and Gwen Stacey making out on the set of Spider-man! They’re both such sluts. I’m totally JK LOL!!!
‘LOST’ Numbers Nearly Win Millions
Wednesday, January 5 by Wookie Johnson
Dude. Last night’s Mega Millions drawing boasted a $355 million jackpot, and a piece of that could have gone to you if you played the numbers from ‘Lost.’
‘Step Brothers’ Rap Album In The Works
Wednesday, January 5 by Wookie Johnson
Give it up for the male Mariah Carey, y’all. Huff n’ Doback are about to go beast in the booth.
I Knew It; George Clooney Is ‘The Monster of Florence’
Wednesday, January 5 by Jame Gumb
Big news! George Clooney is the notorious “Monster of Florence,” a serial killer who murdered seven couples between 1974 and 1985. I knew it all along!
Director Watch: Gareth Edwards Lands ‘Godzilla’, McG Lands ‘Ouija’
Wednesday, January 5 by Jame Gumb
Good news for people who love terrifying monsters: McG is back. Oh, and so is Monsters director Gareth Edwards.
Gemma Arterton Has Taste For Witch Blood
Tuesday, January 4 by Col. Longshanks
Brunette British bombshell Gemma Arterton is locked and loaded to play Gretel in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. She’ll be tag-teaming with Jeremy Renner, who’s already on board to play her brother.
Keanu Reeves Robs Bank, Audiences In ‘Henry’s Crime’ Trailer
Tuesday, January 4 by Jame Gumb
The subplot involves a love interest (Vera Farmiga) and a local theater troupe lead by an old-Russian guy. If I wanted to listen to some old commie spout platitudes, I’d rent a Susan Sarandon movie.
Perfect Sense
Tuesday, January 4 by Reza F.
Director: David Mackenzie Cast: Eva Green, Ewan McGregor, Connie Nielsen, Ewen Bremner, Stephen Dillane Synopsis: A chef and a scientist fall in love as an epidemic begins to rob people…
Links Away: Dancer Face-Plant
Tuesday, January 4 by Reza F.
To pursue one’s dream is noble. To purse one’s dream and subsequently eat sh*t on national television is nothing less than traumatic.
No Strings Attached
Tuesday, January 4 by Reza F.
Director: Ivan Reitman Cast: Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher Synopsis: A guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it’s not long before they learn that they want…
The Sunset Limited
Tuesday, January 4 by Reza F.
Director: Tommy Lee Jones Cast: Tommy Lee Jones, Samuel L. Jackson Synopsis: After one man prevents another from committing suicide, the two engage in a conversation on death, God, and…
