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HBO Says “Let’s Go With Gandolfini” Yet Again

Monday, March 21 by

HBO has shock collars on all its “Sopranos” alumni.


Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is NOT Alberto Falcone (For Real)

Monday, March 21 by

Welp, looks like we’re going back to not knowing which goofy Batman villain Joseph Gordon-Levitt will reinvent and make terrifying in The Dark Knight Rises.

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Like Sands Through The Hourglass, Such Is The ’24′ Movie

Monday, March 21 by

In three months, expect Kiefer to be milling about the USC campus, handing out “Student Filmmakers Wanted!” fliers.


Busey Watch: Celebrity Apprentice – ‘That’s From Rock and Roll…and the Brain Surgery’

Monday, March 21 by

I’m happy to report that watching Gary Busey lead is everything you’d hope it to be, assuming you’re hoping it to be awkward and hilariously depressing.


SXSW Review: Jez Jerzy

Monday, March 21 by

This Polish animated movie seems like it would be perfect for people who like Hentai. Personally, animated sex and bestiality don’t do anything for me.

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Liman Tapped For Yet Another “International Man Of Intrigue” Project

Monday, March 21 by

Doug Liman will be direct a movie about a worldly operative that isn’t named “Bourne.”


SXSW Review: Fubar: Balls To The Wall

Monday, March 21 by

I can see it being the type of movie you discover at midnight and it becomes an inside joke with your friends.


Jeff Daniels Might Walk And Talk For Sorkin

Monday, March 21 by

The king of walk and talk meets the king of spider-fear. Too soon?


Neil LaBute Will Find Out Who Poisoned The Old Man

Monday, March 21 by

Neil LaBute apparently likes Agatha Christie more than he likes himself.


Now I Know Who The Boss Is

Monday, March 21 by

Bud Wiser: The King Of Writers


Fox 2000 Stakes Claim To Shiny Nugget Of ‘The Floor of Heaven’

Monday, March 21 by

There’s gold in them there upcoming movies from major Hollywood studios.


HBO To Add Dick Cheney To Its Roster Of Shows About Douchebags

Monday, March 21 by

With “Entourage” coming to a close, HBO needs to act fast if they want to remain the go-to cable source for shows about guys I’d like to punch. Enter Dick Cheney.

Lady Number 2

Emily Browning

Monday, March 21 by

Emily Browning and her rag-tag posse of girls with guns will turn you on, kick your ass, shut you down, and leave you wondering what that burning smell is. It’s your legs, by the way, because those girls just set you on fire.


Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Back In New International TV Series

Monday, March 21 by

Yes, he is indeed “back.” Get your jokes out now.


Stephen King Might Be Writing An Episode Of ‘The Walking Dead’

Monday, March 21 by

Stephen King wants to try writing a horror story.