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‘Oblivion’ Might Find A Rebound Studio And Actor In Universal And Cruise

Tuesday, April 12 by

They say the best revenge is living well, and Kosinski seems to be living well with Universal on one arm and Tom Cruise on the other (not in a gay way).

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Joaquin Phoenix Might Undo The Past Two Years With Anderson’s Scientology Film

Tuesday, April 12 by

Joaquin Phoenix can play “drunk weirdo” in his sleep, as this picture demonstrates. Maybe his recent behavior was him just prepping.

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Bale And Penn To Really Play Up The Gravitas In ‘The Last Photograph’

Tuesday, April 12 by

Sean Penn will probably not look like this for his role as an ex-special forces operative. But it would be cool if he did.


Rufus Sewell Is The Big Bad In ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’

Tuesday, April 12 by

Britain’s version of Jeff Goldblum is being fit for a set of fangs.

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Wachowskis, Hanks, And Tykwer Unite Forces For ‘Cloud Atlas’

Tuesday, April 12 by

If the Wachowskiscan get gold from Keanu Reeves, they should be able to get enriched uranium from Tom Hanks.

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Here’s Another Dude Who’s Going To Be In The New ‘Batman’

Tuesday, April 12 by

Because it’s ‘The Dark Knight Rises’, we’re legally obligated to give this guy his own news article.

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Wonder Woman’s Third Outfit Will Suck Even Less, Says NBC

Tuesday, April 12 by

There will be three Wonder Woman outfits. One for every person that watches the show.


‘World War Z’ Production Moving Much Quicker Than Expected

Tuesday, April 12 by

Don’t Let It Bite You!!!


New ‘Priest’ Trailer A Work Of Vampire Alarmism

Tuesday, April 12 by

“There is no vampire threat.”


New ‘Green Lantern’ Pics Are Green And Heroic

Tuesday, April 12 by

He’s pointing that ring directly at YOU.


Advertisers Paying An Ass-Ton For ‘Oprah’ Finale

Tuesday, April 12 by

Getting rid of Oprah is expensive.


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Tuesday, April 12 by

Will Marielle Jaffe fall prey to Ghostface in Scream 4?

Mr. ET 300

Mr. E.T.

Tuesday, April 12 by

To quote”The Simpsons,” “I pity the fool who doesn’t ‘phone home!’”


Watch: Ashton And Demi’s Head-Scratchingly Misguided PSAs

Tuesday, April 12 by

There is maybe nothing worse than watching A-list celebrities awkwardly try (and fail) to raise awareness about child sex trafficking through deadpan humor.


Lindsey Lohan Might Be Working With Joe Pesci On ‘Gotti: Three Generations’

Tuesday, April 12 by

Finally, Pesci and Lohan might be working together.