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Mark Wahlberg Will Be Doing More ‘Transformers’ Movies That Hackers Are Unlikely To Stop

Friday, December 19 by

Oh. Good.

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David Fincher Is Preparing A Comedy Film About 80’s Music Videos

Friday, December 19 by

Read this instead of all that crap about Sony, North Korea, ‘The Interview’, and hackers.

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George R. R. Martin Is Willing To Screen ‘The Interview’ In His Private Theater

Friday, December 19 by

You don’t have the right to risk your life like this, George.

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Craig Ferguson’s Show Is Ending Tonight, If That’s Something That Interests You

Friday, December 19 by

Smooth move, Ferguson.

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Stephen Colbert and Dozens of Celebrities Sing ‘We’ll Meet Again’ in The Colbert Report Finale [VIDEO]

Friday, December 19 by

The last ever episode of The Colbert Episode aired last night, which closed with host Stephen Colbert singing a tear-jerking rendition of “We’ll Meet Again,” accompanied by Jon Stewart, Randy Newman, Bryan Cranston, Willie Nelson, Mandy Patinkin, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Sam Waterston, Jeff Daniels, Cyndi Lauper, Big Bird, Keith Olbermann, Andrew Sullivan, Savannah Guthrie, Natalie Morales, Ric Ocasek, Charlie Rose, Michael Stipe, James Franco, Cookie Monster, Toby Keith, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Barry Manilow, David Gregory, Jeff Tweedy, Christiane Amanpour, Patrick Stewart, Andy Cohen, Arianna Huffington, Alan Alda, Cory Booker, George Lucas, Tim Meadows, Bob Costas, Elijah Wood, Henry Kissinger, Vince Gilligan, Bill Clinton, and a bunch of other people I didn’t recognize because they weren’t famous enough.

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‘The Colbert Report’ Ends Forever Tonight, So Act Accordingly

Thursday, December 18 by

Not goodbye. “See you later.” *breaks down sobbing*

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Here Are A Few More Details On Season 2 Of ‘Fargo’

Thursday, December 18 by

What we’ve learned and what we already knew.

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The Most Watched Trailer On YouTube Is ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’. You Perverts.

Thursday, December 18 by

You like to watch, don’t you?

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Adult Swim Made Another Weird Thing

Thursday, December 18 by

Let’s get weird.

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‘The Interview’ Now Just Canceled Everywhere

Thursday, December 18 by

If only they’d changed his name to Ken Jong-un.

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Screen Junkies Show: How To Fix Terminator 5

Thursday, December 18 by

We brought in resident fixer Nick Mundy to fix the Terminator franchise. Can it come back or is it “hasta la vista, baby?”

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HBO, Turning Into A Bad Boy That Plays By Its Own Rules, Won’t Release Its Ratings Anymore

Thursday, December 18 by

Success will be viewed instead as a function of bare breasts and decapitations.

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Sarah Silverman Will Be Starring In An HBO Series Pilot

Thursday, December 18 by

I wonder if she’ll say “doodie.”

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Barack Obama’s Best Picture Award Goes To ‘Boyhood’

Wednesday, December 17 by

As of press time, we don’t know if he saw or considered ‘Ninja Turtles’.

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America’s Largest Theater Chains Have Dropped ‘The Interview’ Altogether. Terrorists Win This Round.

Wednesday, December 17 by

This likely won’t dissuade the next assholes from making an idle threat and getting their way.

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What better way to spend Valentine's Day than snuggling up with the special someone in your life and "catching a flick," as the kids are always putting it in between...

8 Movie Ghosts That Terrified The Living

Ghosts are expected to be scary, but the normal perception of these ghoulish fiends are no more advanced than that of an individual wearing a white sheet over their head...

5 TV Kings and The Actors Who Played Them

The role of a king is difficult to fill. Portraying royalty requires a certain gravitas, an aura of confidence and power that demands attention and respect. Over the years, many...

The 5 Best F1 Movies That Push The Limit

Formula One is a dangerous and intoxicating sport. Each driver who participates in the sport puts themselves at risk; the early years of the sport were blighted with numerous deaths...

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