New ‘Green Lantern’ Posters: Alien Freaks Striking Poses

Wednesday, April 27 by

The universe is gonna be saved by Ryan Reynolds, Forehead Man, Ugly Dog Face Man, and Chicken Fish: The Superhero.

R.I.P. Alice Ward

R.I.P. Alice Ward aka ‘The Fighter’ Mom

Wednesday, April 27 by

Melissa Leo won an Oscar, and got to drop an Academy Award winning f-bomb, for her portrayal of boxing manager mom Alice Ward in ‘The Fighter’.

Sacha, Anna and Kristen

Kristen Wiig And Anna Faris Both Want Sacha Baron Cohen’s ‘Dictator’

Wednesday, April 27 by

Sacha Baron Cohen is holding court to determine who will be in his latest movie ‘The Dictator’. These actors will try to curry Cohen’s favor, and have their rivals… eliminated.

17 Bounce-Tastic Sofia Vergara Gifs

17 Bounce-Tastic Sofia Vergara Gifs

Wednesday, April 27 by

While I would go as far as to say she’s the total package, certain parts of her lend themselves particularly well to animated Gifs.

Wahlberg Carries Bieber

UPDATED: Mark Wahlberg And Justin Bieber Finally Together

Wednesday, April 27 by

Pictured: Mark Wahlberg carrying who I can only assume is Justin Bieber


Stuff Another New ‘X-Men: First Class’ Trailer Into Your X-Hole

Wednesday, April 27 by

Mere hours after releasing a US trailer, Fox has released a new international trailer with some previously unseen footage peppered in. That was Quicksilver fast.


Links Away: Boba Fett Witnesses IHop Brawl, Is Not Impressed

Wednesday, April 27 by

The Fett is a hardened killer. Shit like this doesn’t phase him anymore.

Ness Capone

‘Ness/Capone’ Project Proves Movie Trends Aren’t Always Awful

Wednesday, April 27 by

One more in an onslaught of mob movies sure beats all that vampire crap that wouldn’t go away.

Harry Potter and Pals

‘Deathly Hallows Part 2′ Trailer Is Here OMG Harry Potter

Wednesday, April 27 by

Time to grab yourself a bag of disgusting magical jellybeans and watch the brand new trailer for ‘Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2: Revenge of the Hallows’.

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‘Lone Ranger’ Producers Declare It (Armie) Hammer-Time

Wednesday, April 27 by

‘Lone Ranger’ isn’t as fun to say as ‘Winklevii’, but what are you gonna do? Sorkin’s not writing this one.

Anne Hathaway

Movie Finally Being Made About Regular Girl Becoming Royalty!

Wednesday, April 27 by

I have a hunch that the protagonist MIGHT metamorphose from an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan. Oh, I hope I’m right!

Jane Lynch

Jane Lynch Proves To Be A Slightly Less Random Casting Choice For ‘Three Stooges’

Wednesday, April 27 by

The Farrelly brothers cast Jane Lynch. Who do they think they are, Judd Apatow?

Geordie Shore

‘Jersey Shore’ With Brits Defeats The Purpose Of ‘Geordie Shore’

Wednesday, April 27 by

No one with a charming British accent could ever, possibly, be a bad person. Except for Ben Kingsley in ‘Sexy Beast’.


Urkel Breaks Back Into Hollywood, Harriette’s Favorite Vase

Wednesday, April 27 by

Reginald VelJohnson is going to be irate.

9 Greatest 'South Park' Ass Jokes

9 Greatest ‘South Park’ Ass Jokes

Wednesday, April 27 by

Since the show’s inception, the anus has featured prominently in Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s plot lines.