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‘Odd Thomas’ Offers Oddly-Named Girlfriend Role To Lily Collins

Thursday, March 24 by

The role of Stormy Llewellyn, which sounds like a dragon porn star’s name, has been offered to Lily Collins (‘The Blind Side’).

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NFL’s Oldest Cheerleader And Her Ancient Pom-Poms Get Biopic

Thursday, March 24 by

New Line will make a biopic about the NFL’s oldest cheerleader ever, Laura Vikmanis, who worked her ass off so she could shake her ass off for the Cincinnati Bengals.

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Tom Hooper To Direct Bummer Musical ‘Les Miserables’?

Thursday, March 24 by

Poor people were so god damn miserable in early nineteenth century France, they just had to sing about it.

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Blu-Ray Review: Rain Man

Thursday, March 24 by

The Academy Award winning film gets the Blu-ray treatment.

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‘Fringe’ Gets 4th Season Despite No One Watching 1st-3rd

Thursday, March 24 by

The Fox lot, which was constructed in an alternate universe where “Fringe” is a hit, ordered more episodes to fill the black hole that is Friday evenings.

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Summit Nabs Tyler Perry Detective Film That Won’t Be The Next ‘Twilight’

Thursday, March 24 by

‘I, Alex Cross’ will star non-teen heartthrob Perry. In fact, an image of Madea is a good romantic mood killer for people of all ages.

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Disney Developing Movie For Their Mouse Logo Guy

Thursday, March 24 by

I’m sure Mickey’s been asking executives at Disney, in a high-pitched voice for 83 years, “who do I have to bl*w around here to star in a feature?”

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Links Away: Dinoshark Eats Everybody

Thursday, March 24 by

Watch as the SyFy Channel puts Jurassic Park to shame

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5 Shows That Should Have Been Canceled Before ‘Lights Out’

Thursday, March 24 by

These five shows should not be on the air in a world where “Lights Out” gets canceled.

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Gordon-Levitt Confirmed, Juno Temple Closing In On ‘Dark Knight Rises’

Thursday, March 24 by

Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been confirmed and Juno Temple rumored for roles in ‘The Dark Knight Rises.’

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Showtime’s Dark Comedy Generating-Machine Spits Out ‘Chew’

Thursday, March 24 by

Tony Chu is a federal agent who gets clues from eating. Get it? “Chew?”

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‘Game Change’ Casting Predictions

Thursday, March 24 by

Rather than wait for HBO to announce the rest of the ensemble for its upcoming political drama, I thought I’d try my hand at guessing the cast. So, without further ado, here are my Game Change casting predictions.

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Who’s Testing For This ‘Bourne Legacy’ Thing Anyways?

Thursday, March 24 by

Now accepting any applicants who aren’t playing Spider-Man or Captain America.

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Michael Shannon Considered To Play Superman’s Non-Luthor Enemy

Thursday, March 24 by

Michael Shannon does not play a very convincing teenager.

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Why Wait? Scribe For Next ‘Spider-Man’ Tapped For ‘Spider-Man’ After That

Thursday, March 24 by

This will be the third ‘Spider-Man’ film he’s written that hasn’t seen theaters.

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