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Rourke Will Be A Gay Rugby Player By February

Wednesday, April 13 by

…or so he says.

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Theater Owners Not Thrilled With Studios’ ‘Don’t See Movies In Theaters’ Initiative

Wednesday, April 13 by

This is what theaters will look like on a Friday night if the studios have their way. *shiver*

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Linkin Park Will Be The Guys Screaming Over The ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ End Credits

Wednesday, April 13 by

Sorry, Godsmack. We’ll try to get you on the next one.

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Page And Eisenberg To Talk Incessantly In Woody Allen’s Next Film

Wednesday, April 13 by

Woody Allen is going whole hog after the “people who love actors with annoying cadences” demographic with these two choices.

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‘Winter’s Bone’ Band Touring The Nation, Bringing Despair To The Masses

Wednesday, April 13 by

If you ever wanted to see a room of NPR listeners adopt a thousand-yard stare as they pretend to know how hard life can be, this is your chance.

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Justin Lin Will Only Direct A ‘Terminator’ Movie Under Certain Circumstances

Wednesday, April 13 by

Justin Lin needs time to make a decision, OK?

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Hugh Jackman Says No To ‘Snow White’ Sloppy Seconds

Wednesday, April 13 by

Protect your own damn Snow White!!

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Hugh Laurie Is ‘Mr. Pip’, Whatever That Means

Wednesday, April 13 by

This Laurie cat is a pip!

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The Walking Dead Funeral Home

Wednesday, April 13 by

How convenient!

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Elisha Cuthbert

Wednesday, April 13 by

The girl next door (and the illustrious offspring of Jack Bauer) is trying her hand at the not-so-happy life in ABC’s new series “Happy Endings.”

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Mickey Rourke Hilariously “Promotes” ‘Passion Play’

Wednesday, April 13 by

Don’t mince words, Mickey, tell us what you really think.

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‘X-Men: First Class’ Producers Discuss Decade-Hopping Sequels

Wednesday, April 13 by

This story relates to time-travel. Do not read if you are in China.

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Legal Battle Over Superman Very Confusing

Wednesday, April 13 by

This can only be the work of Lex Luthor. Or whoever it is running Warner Bros.

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Jessica Lange Finally On TV

Wednesday, April 13 by

Update your Jessica Lange fan club newsletters accordingly.

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Bruce Campbell Loves ‘The Evil Dead’ Remake Script, Milk

Wednesday, April 13 by

The good news is, it doesn’t sound terrible. The bad news is, ‘Burn Notice’ comes first.

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