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Letterman’s Extortionist Has A New Job (And It Sucks)

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Is working with Paula Zahn community service?

Do you think if James Franco and Renee Zellweger had a child, it would be legally blind?

Timeline: The Year In James Franco

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I feel like I just spent the last year chronicling the things James Franco did last year.

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‘Underworld: Awakening’ Actress Kate Beckinsale

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They’re making another Underworld film? Yes. Yes, the are.

Even though we aren't discussing this film, I can't stop giggling at how ridiculous this image is.

8 New Year’s Eve Films That Are As Hit-Or-Miss As The Night Itself

Thursday, December 29 by

We didn’t include ‘New Year’s Eve’ because we delight in subtlety here at Screen Junkies.

I wanted to memorialize all the girls I banged this summer with a photograph.

2011 Cable Ratings: More People Watching Good Shows, More People Watching Crap

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20% more people are watching crap like ’16 and Pregnant’.

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Best TV And Movie Memes Of 2011

Thursday, December 29 by

You’ve probably never heard of them.

I'll pass on the New Year's kiss.

Ring In The New Year With ‘The Walking Dead’ Marathon

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Or go get drunk and kiss people. Choice is yours.

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Create Special Effects On Your iPhone Courtesy Of J.J. Abrams

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Lens flare at the touch of a button.

Seconds later, his metamorphosis into Richie Belding was complete.

The “Ayk” Is Back: Dan Aykroyd To Try Being Funny Again

Wednesday, December 28 by

Let’s hope he does better than Eddie Murphy.

This year has left the juggernaut broken, battered, and bruised.

Netflix In 2011: How To Build Up, Then Destroy A Company In 12 Months

Wednesday, December 28 by

It’s been a bad year for Qwikster Netflix.

Pictured: A terrifying alien hooker.

Nerd Alert: An Alien-Themed Whorehouse Is Opening In Nevada

Wednesday, December 28 by

By clicking on this article, you are admitting you have alien-whore fantasies.

I don't even feel like examining the plot holes of this season. It feels like picking on a fat kid.

After An Abysmal Season, Can ‘Dexter’ Get Its Groove Back?

Wednesday, December 28 by

It’s a guilty pleasure in the vein of ‘True Blood’ but instead of sex and violence, ‘Dexter’ derives its guilt and pleasure from really shitty writing and logical leaps.

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R.I.P. Cheetah The Chimp From ‘Tarzan’

Wednesday, December 28 by

Run free, Cheetah. Run free.

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Our 9 Most Anticipated Films Of 2012

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Hi, I’m Abe. Wanna party?

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

4 Travel Channel Shows That Are Great When There Is Nothing Else On TV

Avoid the malaria shots and the possibility of being strip searched by back hair-heavy men in foreign countries by checking into these 4 Travel channel shows that are great when...

4 Vatican Movies That Will Make You See The Pope In A Whole New Light

Join in the fun that Catholics and conspiracy theorists are having by watching these four Vatican movies that will make you see the Pope in a whole new light. Not...

6 Movies About Memory Loss That You Can’t Remember

6 Celebs Who Are Actually Actors And Writers

Although the standard line is “what I really want to do is direct,” some celebrities take their fame and talent to the page. There are many celebrity autobiographies or painful...

Moving The Product: 6 Movies About Drug Trafficking

"Scarface." Perhaps the definitive movie about drug trafficking, "Scarface" is actually a remake of a gangster movie of the same name from the 1930s. However, this remake was cleverly updated...

7 Boxing Movies That You Don’t Need A Mouthguard To Watch

There may be a shortage of well-paying jobs in America, but one thing there is not a shortage of is boxing movies. There seems to be at least one per...

7 Crazy Movie Characters Who Lost Touch With Reality

Fortunately, none of these 7 crazy movie characters that lost touch with reality are able to walk off of the screen and into a viewer's life. They all differ in...

4 Shows Like The Event That Will Leave You Confused And Intrigued

5 Buddy Cop Movies That Are Too Old For This

Danny Glover's cop character in the movie "Lethal Weapon" may have popularized the phrase "I'm too old for this"–but he is not the only one. All 5 of these action...

Stopping The Apocalypse: 6 Terminator Quotes

When it comes to stopping the apocalypse, these 6 Terminator quotes really capture the plight of survival that is at stake in the 1984 science fiction film "The Terminator." Director...

4 Of The Most Badass Getaway Drivers In Film

The getaway driver is an oft-overlooked piece of the crime puzzle. After all, they just sit in the car and drive when the hard part is over, right? WRONG. Getaway...

6 Of The Most Foul Mouthed Movie Characters Of All Time

When insults are deposited into memory banks, they are hard to withdraw, especially if they came from 6 of the most foul-mouthed movie characters of all time. Considering that the...

4 Quotes From Platoon That Prove War Is Hell

6 Philip K Dick Movies That Any Blade Runner Should See

A list of 6 Philip K. Dick movies that any blade runner should see is important for any would-be blade runner; it's also important if you love sci-fi movies, since...

What is Rosebud? 4 Citizen Kane Quotes

These 4 "Citizen Kane" quotes from the 1941 dramatic mystery masterpiece will still not give away the movie's plot that searches for the answer to the question: "what is Rosebud?"...

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