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‘American Idol’ Recap: The New Jersey Auditions
Thursday, January 20 by Jame Gumb
I hate “American Idol.” But, I made one innocent comment about the size of my editor’s wife’s ass, and now I’m stuck on recap duty.
Suzanne Sena
Thursday, January 20 by Reza F.
When Suzanne Sena appears on the first episode of “Onion News Network” tomorrow evening, she’ll be playing a delicately-crafted caricature of herself.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s ‘The Dictator’ Gets A Release Date
Thursday, January 20 by Joseph Gibson
We’ve previously reported that Sacha Baron Cohen and Larry Charles were working The Dictator. Now the actual release date has been announced.
Road To The Oscars: ‘The King’s Speech’
Thursday, January 20 by Ronnie Pudding
In this week’s column we’ll take a look at the Oscar prospects of T-t-he K-k-k-ing’s S-p-p-peech. And now that I’ve gotten that easy gag out of the way let us get down to brass tacks.
Mia Wasikowska To Somehow Make Two More Movies Before Collapsing In Exhaustion
Thursday, January 20 by Joseph Gibson
Mia Wasikowska had a busy 2010 with Alice in Wonderland and The Kids Are All Right, and it doesn’t look like 2011 will provide any respite for this poor girl and her hard life.
‘The Man’s Guide To Love’ Jumps From Blog To Film, Book
Thursday, January 20 by Dave Horwitz
The Man’s Guide To Love, a website boasting man-on-the-street video testimonials of various males explain what love means to them, is getting the big screen and book treatment.
These Trailers Will Interrupt Your Super Bowl Pee Breaks
Thursday, January 20 by Wookie Johnson
Here’s a rundown of the tent-pole trailers that will air in between talking baby ads and horses farting.
Alfred Hitchcock’s Thrilling Life To Be Made Into A Movie
Thursday, January 20 by Joseph Gibson
A Hitchcock biopic has been a temptation in Hollywood for so many years, and is now being put into development by Anvil! The Story of Anvil director Sacha Gervasi.
Colin Farrell Almost Killed A Girl Or Something
Thursday, January 20 by Wookie Johnson
Colin Farrell’s ex has sold her suicide memoir ‘Your Voice In My Head’ to a British film company. She’s like the Taylor Swift of screenwriting.
The ‘X-Men’ Pics Will. Not. Stop. Coming.
Thursday, January 20 by Wookie Johnson
Matthew Vaughn drops two new images of mutants in action to remedy the negative reaction to the leaked cast photo.
Johnny Depp To Star In Disney’s ‘Oz’ And All Future Disney Movies
Wednesday, January 19 by Geoffrey Golden
Robert Downey Jr. is out, so the Disney folks called Johnny Depp. They used the telephone in CEO Bob Iger’s office that’s a direct line to Depp’s meditation cave.
30 Actresses Who Should Consider Topless Scenes
Wednesday, January 19 by Jame Gumb
It’s hard to believe, but even in a society that’s as sick and depraved as our own, there are still some actresses who refuse to go topless. That’s insane!
‘X-Men: First Class’ Poster Features Giant “X” And Some Words
Wednesday, January 19 by Geoffrey Golden
Man, that’s some “X.” Maybe it’s the biggest X in eXistence?
NBC Executive Of Douchebaggery Fired For Having $200K Bathroom
Wednesday, January 19 by Geoffrey Golden
We want to congratulate ex-NBC Chairman Jeff Gaspin for having gigantic balls, which apparently needed a very fancy washroom to be occasionally exposed in throughout the day.
‘Red Riding Hood’ Looks Even ‘Twilight’-ier With New Trailer
Wednesday, January 19 by Geoffrey Golden
Can a sexed-up ‘Hansel and Gretel’ be far behind?
