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Your First Strange Look At Hansel, And, To A Lesser Extent, Gretel

Thursday, March 31 by

This film explores the leather fetishes of the brother-sister-team. It will be over six hours long…

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Pixar Hires Some Guy To Direct ‘Monster University’

Thursday, March 31 by

In case you’re curious who the whimsical-looking dork accepting the Oscar for Best Animated feature during the 85th Academy Awards is, his name is Dan Scanlon.

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Will Ferrell Is A Broken And Miserable Man In ‘Everything Must Go’

Thursday, March 31 by

Will Ferrell loses the game of life in ‘Everything Must Go’.

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9 Awful Cartoons That Should Make Schwarzenegger Rethink ‘The Governator’

Thursday, March 31 by

If history has taught us anything, it’s that vanity cartoons based on the lives of real people just don’t work. Need proof? Here’s an ass-load of it.

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MTV Call Dibs On UK’s ‘Inbetweeners’. U-S-A!! U-S-A!!!

Thursday, March 31 by

MTV has saved a handful of awkward young male actors from a career of having to do American Pie spin-off films.

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That Lewd Film ‘Time Bandits’ Is Finally Getting Remade For Children

Thursday, March 31 by

Focus groups show that midgets upset toddlers age 30-42 months.

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Lionsgate Agrees To Keep Making Tyler Perry Movies For A Really, Really Long Time

Thursday, March 31 by

Tyler Perry’s t-shirts are as witty and fun as his films.

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Leonard Nimoy Will Spock Up ‘Transformers 3′ With His Voice

Thursday, March 31 by

He’s voicing Optimus Prime’s older brother. Because he’s awesome.

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Review: Hanna

Thursday, March 31 by

The action is cool, the characters are memorable and it’s made in a clear, exciting way.

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Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week

Thursday, March 31 by

The best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.

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Will NBC’S ‘Playboy’ Feature The Nudity That Shocked 1950s America?

Thursday, March 31 by

NBC might stand for “No Boob Censorship.”

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Burton Selects Child Actor Gulliver McGrath To Terrorize On ‘Dark Shadows’ Set

Thursday, March 31 by

No way Burton is passing the requisite background check.

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Cinemax Wants ‘Transporter’ Series In Between Softcore Porn

Thursday, March 31 by

Rule 4: Expand the franchise to television.

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Surprise Winners Take Home Peabody Award Gold

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I got my ass kicked in this year’s Peabody Awards pool.

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Joanne Whalley

Thursday, March 31 by

English actress Joanne Whalley isn’t new to Hollywood.

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