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‘Breaking Dawn’ Title All Written Out
Friday, January 21 by Wookie Johnson
With The ‘Twilight Saga’ drawing to a close after just two more box office cash grabs, many are curious what the movie’s title treatment will look like (just go with it). Friends, your day has come.
Daniels, Perabo, and Segan Get Into Future Waste Management
Friday, January 21 by Joseph Gibson
Some intriguing new casting news for Brick and Brothers Bloom director Rian Johnson’s upcoming science fiction movie Looper.
Will Gluck Time Warps To The 80s For ‘About Last Night’
Friday, January 21 by Dave Horwitz
What ‘About Last Night’? Something about sex, most likely.
Netflix Instant Distractions Of the Week
Friday, January 21 by Reza F.
Can’t pick what to watch from the Netflix instant movies menu? We’re here to help.
Mark Ruffalo Heads To Sex Rehab
Friday, January 21 by Wookie Johnson
Mark Ruffalo will likely whisper and squint his way through writer Stuart Blumberg’s follow up to The Kid’s Are All Right.
You Read They’re Making A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie
Friday, January 21 by Joseph Gibson
It looks like the new Red Crown Productions is working on a movie and possible franchise based on the Choose Your Own Adventure series.
Sundance Review: Project Nim
Friday, January 21 by Fred Topel
For opening night of Sundance, there were only a few selections. I chose the one with a monkey.
‘Son Of No One Trailer’: The Mustaches Mean They’re Cops
Friday, January 21 by Wookie Johnson
I can’t decide if it’s the mustaches or Al Pacino shouting his lines that make this look like Generic Cop Movie 2011 Edition.
‘American Idol’ Recap: New ‘Snore’-leans
Thursday, January 20 by Jame Gumb
While the season premiere of “American Idol” was disappointing, the second episode (New Orleans) started out strong. By “strong,” I mean it began with a gay dude named Blake Patterson playing the piano and sobbing uncontrollably.
Kiefer Sutherland Will Make ’24′ Movie By Any Means Necessary
Thursday, January 20 by Geoffrey Golden
The movie version of Fox’s retired hit drama ’24′ is not dead. It’s just been sitting in a basement, tied to a chair, waiting for Jack Bauer to waterboard the sh*t out of it.
Car Fetishists Will Get Weirdly Excited By These ‘Cars 2′ Videos
Thursday, January 20 by Geoffrey Golden
If you prefer tailpipe to tail, these odd turntable videos to promote ‘Cars 2′ will be auto-erotic entertainment for you.
“Check Out The New ‘Scream 4′ Pics,” Says Distorted Voice Over Phone
Thursday, January 20 by Geoffrey Golden
A murderer with a creepy mask on is staring at you, while you stare at these pictures from the upcoming ‘Scream 4.’
New ‘Kung Fu Panda 2′ Stills Feature Panda, Kung Fu
Thursday, January 20 by Geoffrey Golden
Po the Panda Bear is coming back to theaters to fight his greatest enemy yet: the declining sales of ‘Kung Fu Panda’ toys, backpacks and other sh*t.
‘Deadliest Warrior’ Movie Finds Writers, Forces Them To Battle
Thursday, January 20 by Geoffrey Golden
Of course, the most important part of the film will be blood gushing sound effects every six minutes, but I suppose plot and dialogue can’t hurt.
New ‘Star Wars’ Disneyland Ride Has Full Intention Of Being Not Awful
Thursday, January 20 by Geoffrey Golden
George Lucas is re-making the classic ‘Star Tours’ Disneyland ride and re-releasing the whole ‘Star Wars’ series on Blu-Ray. Is there anything he won’t “re-”?
