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‘Black Panther’ Will Be The Next Way Marvel Makes Tons Of Money
Thursday, January 20 by Penn Collins
Recently, Marvel has made an inspired choice in finding the screenwriter for the Black Panther’s foray into film.
Roger Ebert To Debut New Chin On New Show
Thursday, January 20 by Dave Horwitz
Movie reviews won’t be the only thing Roger Ebert will be premiering on his New PBS show ‘Ebert Presents at the Movies’. Ebert, who lost his lower jaw to thyroid cancer in 2006, will be showing off his new facial prosthesis on his new public television program.
Brand To Add Swagger, Sleeveless Shirts, To ‘Rock Of Ages’
Thursday, January 20 by Dave Horwitz
Is it time to see if another comedian can not only act in a not-completely-slapstick role, but also SING? Well, it’s that time for Russell Brand, who is the newest purported cast addition to ‘Rock of Ages’.
Penelope Cruz
Thursday, January 20 by Col. Longshanks
In her Spanish movies, Penelope Cruz is known to be a great actress. In her American movies, she is merely a gorgeous dark-haired woman who smiles a lot.
Sony Helps Spurlock Sell Out By Picking Up ‘Greatest Movie’
Thursday, January 20 by Penn Collins
Morgan Spurlock is set to open out eyes yet again after getting his newest film, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, picked up for distribution by Sony Studios.
PTC Lame-os Overreact To MTV’s ‘Skins’
Thursday, January 20 by Wookie Johnson
I guess we’re not allowed to pile minors in a sweaty, semi-nude, post-opiate/coital orgy hill.
Brand New Three Musketeers Photos Look How You’d Imagine
Thursday, January 20 by Dave Horwitz
Paul W.S. Anderson’s The Three Musketeers is coming, and there are two brand new photo to prove it!
America WILL Fall In Love With Alex Pettyfer, Say Studios
Thursday, January 20 by Penn Collins
Mr. Pettyfer has recently been picked up to lead another possible franchise based on the series of young adult books titled The Mortal Instruments.
Jesus Galifianakis
Thursday, January 20 by Col. Longshanks
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Comedian.
Relativity Acquires Raven, Cusack Acquires Goatee
Thursday, January 20 by Dave Horwitz
The John Cusack film The Raven, in which the beloved actor portrays Edgar Allan Poe, has been acquired by Relativity Media.
Liam Neeson Loves Money, Part 348
Thursday, January 20 by Wookie Johnson
Never one to turn down a role, the star of every other movie has returned to the Star Wars universe.
America’s Favorite Funnyman Benicio Del Toro Playing Stooge Moe?
Thursday, January 20 by Joseph Gibson
Benicio Del Toro has been making audiences laugh in movies like Traffic and 21 Grams for a long time now. And it looks like the beloved joker may have found his next crack-’em-up role in Moe of The Three Stooges.
‘American Idol’ Recap: The New Jersey Auditions
Thursday, January 20 by Jame Gumb
I hate “American Idol.” But, I made one innocent comment about the size of my editor’s wife’s ass, and now I’m stuck on recap duty.
Suzanne Sena
Thursday, January 20 by Reza F.
When Suzanne Sena appears on the first episode of “Onion News Network” tomorrow evening, she’ll be playing a delicately-crafted caricature of herself.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s ‘The Dictator’ Gets A Release Date
Thursday, January 20 by Joseph Gibson
We’ve previously reported that Sacha Baron Cohen and Larry Charles were working The Dictator. Now the actual release date has been announced.
