Screen Junkies

Mark Ruffalo Heads To Sex Rehab

Friday, January 21 by Wookie Johnson

Mark Ruffalo will likely whisper and squint his way through writer Stuart Blumberg’s follow up to The Kid’s Are All Right.

You Read They’re Making A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie

Friday, January 21 by Joseph Gibson

It looks like the new Red Crown Productions is working on a movie and possible franchise based on the Choose Your Own Adventure series.

Sundance Review: Project Nim

Friday, January 21 by Fred Topel

For opening night of Sundance, there were only a few selections. I chose the one with a monkey.

‘Son Of No One Trailer’: The Mustaches Mean They’re Cops

Friday, January 21 by Wookie Johnson

I can’t decide if it’s the mustaches or Al Pacino shouting his lines that make this look like Generic Cop Movie 2011 Edition.

‘American Idol’ Recap: New ‘Snore’-leans

Thursday, January 20 by Jame Gumb

While the season premiere of “American Idol” was disappointing, the second episode (New Orleans) started out strong. By “strong,” I mean it began with a gay dude named Blake Patterson playing the piano and sobbing uncontrollably.

Kiefer Sutherland Will Make ’24′ Movie By Any Means Necessary

Thursday, January 20 by Geoffrey Golden

The movie version of Fox’s retired hit drama ’24′ is not dead. It’s just been sitting in a basement, tied to a chair, waiting for Jack Bauer to waterboard the sh*t out of it.

Car Fetishists Will Get Weirdly Excited By These ‘Cars 2′ Videos

Thursday, January 20 by Geoffrey Golden

If you prefer tailpipe to tail, these odd turntable videos to promote ‘Cars 2′ will be auto-erotic entertainment for you.

“Check Out The New ‘Scream 4′ Pics,” Says Distorted Voice Over Phone

Thursday, January 20 by Geoffrey Golden

A murderer with a creepy mask on is staring at you, while you stare at these pictures from the upcoming ‘Scream 4.’

New ‘Kung Fu Panda 2′ Stills Feature Panda, Kung Fu

Thursday, January 20 by Geoffrey Golden

Po the Panda Bear is coming back to theaters to fight his greatest enemy yet: the declining sales of ‘Kung Fu Panda’ toys, backpacks and other sh*t.

‘Deadliest Warrior’ Movie Finds Writers, Forces Them To Battle

Thursday, January 20 by Geoffrey Golden

Of course, the most important part of the film will be blood gushing sound effects every six minutes, but I suppose plot and dialogue can’t hurt.

New ‘Star Wars’ Disneyland Ride Has Full Intention Of Being Not Awful

Thursday, January 20 by Geoffrey Golden

George Lucas is re-making the classic ‘Star Tours’ Disneyland ride and re-releasing the whole ‘Star Wars’ series on Blu-Ray. Is there anything he won’t “re-”?