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Presenting ‘The Grand Sausage Pizza’, A Pornographic Film By Wes Anderson

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Imagine what it would be like if Wes Anderson directed a porno. Now imagine somebody was able to rent a dolly and get enough pink wallpaper to make it a…

He'll replace the tie with a bolo, I hope!

‘Better Call Saul’ Calls Michael McKean To Co-Star

Monday, May 5 by

The is the first announcement of any new cast members.

Fat guy with a machete.

AMC Considers Pilot About 18th-Century Organ Harvester

Monday, May 5 by

I hope that organ-harvesting becomes a hot premise on networks, like fairy tales, zombies, and vampires.

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‘The Simpsons’ Get Better Ratings In LEGO Form

Monday, May 5 by

Everything is better in LEGO form. Except DUPLOs, because they could cause a choking hazard for toddlers.

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Norm Macdonald Would Like To Host ‘The Late Late Show’

Monday, May 5 by

Internet. Make this happen.

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‘Dr. Who’ To Fight ‘The Terminator’

Monday, May 5 by

Sorta. Although that would be awesome.

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Tommy Wiseau Is The Batman In Tommy Wiseau’s ‘Batman’

Friday, May 2 by

If only this could be a real thing. If only.

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Andy Serkis Coaching Mark Ruffalo Through Hulk Mo-Cap. Is He Also Playing Thanos?

Friday, May 2 by

I can see it.

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The Film Cult Presents: Addams Family Values

Friday, May 2 by

The sequel to the creepy and spooky sequel that made the Addams clan a symbol for the intelligent outsider.

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‘The Simpsons’ Breaks The Fourth Brick Wall In Lego Spectacular Trailer

Friday, May 2 by

Homer has the best hallucinations.

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Donald Sterling Was Very Colorful When He Appeared On ‘Seinfeld’

Thursday, May 1 by

No worse than the bosses here at Screen Junkies.

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The Idiot’s Guide to 24

Thursday, May 1 by

Jack Bauer is about to blast his way back onto television and you are RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!! To catch up, that is. We have everything you need to get ready for the return of ’24!’ Spoilers ahead!!

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Hugh Jackman To Play ‘Wolverine’ Only Several More Times

Thursday, May 1 by

You can’t play an immortal forever.

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New ‘TMNT’ Trailer Reveals All The Turtles

Thursday, May 1 by

I like turtles.

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Jay Leno Gets His Own Street At Universal Studios

Thursday, May 1 by

“Did ya see this? Did ya hear about this?” *Eubanks chuckles*

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7 Movie Nurses Who Comforted The Ill

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Sure, “Vampire Diaries“ has a few hot vampires and the odd sexy werewolf or two, but it‘s the soap of sci-fi or fantasy shows. Truth is, the show is more...

6 Hospital Moveis That Will Give you Scabies

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5 Shows Like Entourage That Prove That You Don’t Need Talent

Snooki and Deena drink to the point of blacking out. Snooki gets a urinary tract infection. Instead of taking care of her STD, she takes antibiotics and knowingly renders them...

5 Secretly Racist Cartoons

As a child, you may have not have realized that 5 of the most popular cartoons were secretly racist.  While they may not have aimed to be blatantly racist, they...

6 TV Gangsters You Should Fear

    Gangsters have been featured in many movies. However, serious gangsters are not portrayed as frequently on television as they are on the big screen. One of the primary...

The Guild Cast: Meet The Internet’s Hotest Show

It was only a matter of time before a series was made about the massive community of online video game players who are loyal and spend more money on video...

7 Action TV Shows That Keep The Tension High

Sometimes you need more than senseless brawls and that’s where the story behind the punches comes into play. With these seven action TV shows that keep the tension high, your...

Theres Nothing Proper About The 7 British Action Movies

No longer restricted to tea, crumpets and fisticuffs at noon, cinema from across the pond can get its hands as dirty as any American film. Although, to be fair, their

The Top 5 Harry Potter Villains

  With this year being the first in a decade that no "Harry Potter film" is being worked on or scheduled for release, those who are in Potter withdrawal can...

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