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Links Away: Seinfeld Plots World Domination
Monday, January 24 by Reza F.
I always assumed Jerry was too apathetic to make a play for global supremacy, but in the right light he could almost pass for a halfway-decent James Bond villain.
“Help Me, Jenny Craig. You’re My Only Hope.”
Monday, January 24 by Penn Collins
Princess Leia is now the spokesperson, along with Valerie Bertinelli, for Jenny Craig.
Why Kevin Smith’s Indie 2.0 Is Complete B.S.
Monday, January 24 by Jame Gumb
I certainly hope that he’s successful in his endeavor. But the idea that what Smith is trying to do is somehow applicable to small, independent filmmakers is complete nonsense.
‘Sucker Punch’ Clearly In The Poster-Making Business
Monday, January 24 by Penn Collins
Sucker Punch still opens on March 25th, and as long as they keep rolling out these images, I’ll keep reminding you of that fact.
‘New Year’s Eve’ Cast Adds Seth Meyers And Bon Jovi For The Sake Of Art
Monday, January 24 by Penn Collins
Bon Jovi and Seth Meyers, the two most lauded actors of our generation, are set to join the cast of Garry Marshall’s New Year’s Eve.
‘The Social Network’ Is Lies, All Lies.
Monday, January 24 by Wookie Johnson
While speaking at something geeky recently, Sean Parker revealed that ‘The Social Network’ isn’t very factual. We kinda figured that out when they cast Timberlake to play him.
Raimi Producer Discusses Possible Half-Assed ‘Evil Dead’ Reboot
Monday, January 24 by Penn Collins
A longtime producer of Sam Raimi films has stirred the pot among Evil Dead fanboys by saying that Raimi is considering overseeing a remake of the original by a young director.
The Worst of the Best: Anthony Hopkins
Monday, January 24 by Jame Gumb
When a career spans more than four decades, even the best and the brightest are bound to make some awful films.
Chase Reunites With Gandolfini In Something That’s Not A Sopranos Movie
Monday, January 24 by Penn Collins
Chase has hired Gandolfini to star in Twylight Zones, a film that will test the actor’s range by forcing him to play an Italian-American father in New Jersey
Duncan Jones Pussied Out Of ‘Superman’
Monday, January 24 by Wookie Johnson
‘Moon’ helped rocket Duncan Jones to the top of many best director lists. It was only natural that the offers would come rolling in. Including offers that Jones was too plain chicken to accept.
Jay Leno To Receive Humor Award. Everything You Know Is Wrong.
Monday, January 24 by Penn Collins
Members of Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Club have bestowed their annual Man of the Year award to walking lowest common denominator Jay Leno.
Spike Lee Doesn’t Love Michael Jackson That Much After All
Monday, January 24 by Joseph Gibson
It’s been reported in the past that director Spike Lee was working on a full-length drama (or, “joint”) entitled Brooklyn Loves MJ. Well now, according to The Playlist, the movie is “not happening.”
‘Skins’ Too Sexy For Sandwiches, Tacos, Gum, And Cars
Monday, January 24 by Dave Horwitz
Due to pressure from the Parents’ Television Association, Subway is the most recent advertiser to pull out of the racy MTV show ‘Skins’. Pun very much intended.
Exhale, Cinephiles: Orson Welles’ 40 Year-Old Film Might Be Released Soon
Monday, January 24 by Penn Collins
With the possible completion and release of Orson Welles’ The Other Side of the Wind 40 years after principal photography in 1972, one could say that Welles is the 2Pac of cinema.
Syke! “Matrix” Sequels Aren’t Really Happening
Monday, January 24 by Joseph Gibson
It turns out we’re probably not going to see any more ‘Matrix’ movies after all. Darn it?
