Supercut of 250 Movie Introductions

Friday, November 19 by Ian "Longshanks" Sobel

YouTube user MoPapparani put together a supercut of 250 introductions of 186 people, groups, and things. I’m not sure if you’ll make it all the way through the ten minute video, but watch as much as you can while you finish your bowl of generic brand Lucky Charms this morning.

Review: The Next Three Days

Friday, November 19 by Fred Topel

The Next Three Days is not the next great prison breakout hit. It’s really, really stupid but in the best “so crazy I can’t believe it’s a movie” way.

The Torture! Little Kids Forced To Watch ‘Saw 3D’

Friday, November 19 by Wookie Johnson

Even though he died several years ago, Jigsaw is still claiming victims. The most recent of which was a group of very young schoolchildren who accidentally took in a viewing of Saw 3D.

‘The Family Guy: It’s a Trap!’ Spoofs ‘Return of the Jedi’ (Trailer)

Friday, November 19 by Ian "Longshanks" Sobel

The final chapter in the ongoing “Family Guy” spoof of the original Star Wars Trilogy is finally here. “It’s a Trap” parodies Return of the Jedi, the third installment of the original films.

New ‘True Grit’ Posters Are Ready To Punish

Friday, November 19 by Wookie Johnson

Releasing one bad-ass poster for True Grit just isn’t enough to appease those Coen Brothers. As the film’s December release draws near, the marketing team is beginning their full press.

‘Community’ Plans Stop-Motion Holiday Episode

Friday, November 19 by Jame Gumb

Remember the classic “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” Christmas special with the herky-jerky animation? If you don’t, you’re a communist. Even so, you might appreciate that “Community” is planning a similar stop-motion animation holiday spoof.

Links Away: Alec Baldwin Loves $6 Meals

Thursday, November 18 by Ian "Longshanks" Sobel

Alec Baldwin can’t get enough of Wegman’s homecooked $6 meals. This awkward commercial proves it. How much did they have to pay Baldwin to agree to this awful campaign? It had to be upwards of 10,000 homecooked $6 meals.

‘Born to be Wild 3D’ Trailer Features Cute Animals, Morgan Freeman

Thursday, November 18 by Jame Gumb

Only one thing could be better than cute baby animals frolicking around in 3D. And that’s cute baby animals frolicking around in 3D as narrated by Mr. Morgan Freeman!

Search for Next ‘Superman’ Begins

Thursday, November 18 by Ian "Longshanks" Sobel

Warner Bros., director Zack Snyder, and producer Chris Nolan are on the prowl for a Man of Steel. In their search, they’re open to creating a star for the Superman reboot. Hey Kid, ya wanna be a star?

Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 1

Thursday, November 18 by Fred Topel

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 1 is the worst of all the Harry Potter movies. This is the most bored I’ve been watching one.

This Is Not a Dream: CBS Kills ‘Medium’ Mid-Season

Thursday, November 18 by Jame Gumb

Bad news for people who like bad television. CBS has canceled Patricia Arquette’s supernatural thriller, “Medium.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger Scream Supercut

Thursday, November 18 by Ian "Longshanks" Sobel

Those wily chaps over at FilmDrunk put together a supercut of Arnold Schwarzenegger screaming in films. It’s long, but if you want to get the most out of it you should take it all.

Yoda Winter Collection

Thursday, November 18 by Ian "Longshanks" Sobel

Deciphering ‘The Muppet Movie’ Cameos

Thursday, November 18 by Jame Gumb

Using the awesome power of the Screen Junkies super computer (The SJ 3000), I was able to determine the most probable roles for those rumored to be appearing in the film, and you can’t argue with science. So sit back and see for yourself who will be playing what in the upcoming Muppet Movie.

Clemence Poesy

Thursday, November 18 by Reza F.

There is something unnervingly attractive about artsy French chicks who constantly appear as though they just don’t give a sh*t. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows actress Clemence Poesy seems to have perfected that particular look of apathetic sexiness.