This man should be thrown in jail.

7 Movie Parents Who Should Lose Their Kids To Child Services

Wednesday, September 28 by

Good rule of thumb: If you shrunk your children or they are full-sized, but screwing pies, you’re probably not fit as a parent.


‘The Playboy Club’ Actress Jenna Dewan-Tatum

Wednesday, September 28 by

She’s the only reason to watch The Playboy Club…besides the other hot girls.

"Smell my finger."

Roman Polanski: ‘Sorry I Drugged And Raped You When You Were 13′

Wednesday, September 28 by

“My bad.”

So long, Andy...

Andy Rooney’s Forgotten Film Reviews

Wednesday, September 28 by

“The last movie I saw in a theater was Cocoon, with Wilford Brimley.”

Angelina regrets signing on for the sequels.

‘Wanted’ Writers Returning For Sequel

Wednesday, September 28 by

They’re the only ones who can almost make some sense of the story.

"Yes, but this gay guy is...flamboyant!"

7 Laziest Television Stereotypes

Wednesday, September 28 by

These stereotypes are lazy. Not the characters themselves, but the writing behind them.

Links Away: Guillermo Del Toro’s ‘A-Movie’

Tuesday, September 27 by


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Can you smell what Susan Sarandon is cookin'? It's a huckleberry cobbler. You boys must be hungry.

‘Snitch’ To FINALLY Pair Up The Rock And Susan Sarandon?

Tuesday, September 27 by

It makes sense, cause I’ve always considered The Rock to be the thinking man’s Tim Robbins.

She claims we didn't see her nipple, but my burning retinas say otherwise.

Nancy Grace’s Nipple And 8 Other Unwanted Nude Celebrities

Tuesday, September 27 by

My spank bank needs a bailout.


Dream House

Tuesday, September 27 by

DIRECTOR: Jim SheridanCAST: Daniel Craig; Naomi WattsSYNOPSIS: A family relocates into what appears to be the ideal residence in small town Connecticut. However, they are disturbed to discover that their beautiful new home was the site of another family's slaughter, believed to be at the hands of the husband who survived.

Riding out the Apocalypse

Celebrate the Life Of Arch West With Doritos’ 5 Strongest Film Roles

Tuesday, September 27 by

An exploration of America’s favorite chip most memorable scenes.


Hannah Simone

Tuesday, September 27 by

Hannah Simone hangs with Zooey Deschanel on ‘New Girl.’

They say his smile is insured with Lloyd's of London for $3 million.

Eight Truths And A Lie About Birthday Boy Wilford Brimley

Tuesday, September 27 by

When we telephoned Brimley to get a quote for the piece, he offered up, “Don’t call this number again, dammit.”


Lionsgate Brings ‘Dead Island’ Zombies To The Big Screen

Tuesday, September 27 by

Lots and lots of undead gore.

"I have very good references!!"

In Honor Of Sly Stone: 11 Formerly Homeless Celebrities

Tuesday, September 27 by

Even the ridiculously attractive can be homeless.

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