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Joaquin Phoenix Returns To Pissing People Off

Thursday, October 18 by

Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.

He's awfully cocksure for someone occupying a supply closet.

Heathcliff Is Getting A CGI Film. No, Not Garfield. Heathcliff.

Wednesday, October 17 by

Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.

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Claire Danes Crying: The Supercut

Wednesday, October 17 by

Great. Now we’ll never get her to sleep.

He's disheveled from banging all of our moms.

Nick Swanson To Strip For Charity

Wednesday, October 17 by

You’re gay if you DON’T want to see this. That’s just what I feel.

Marvel Studios "Iron Man 3" Panel - Comic-Con International 2012

You Don’t Get To 500 Million Friends Without Super-Powered Armor

Wednesday, October 17 by

‘Iron Man 3′ trailer on the way but you’ve gotta prove you want it.

This is how I looked when I caught wind of this story. Only I had more cocaine on my face.

The ‘Scarface’ Remake Is Now In The Hands Of The ‘Donnie Brasco’ Writer

Wednesday, October 17 by

In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.

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Tom Cruise Must Really Want To Go To Comic-Con

Wednesday, October 17 by

How else would you describe his current sci-fi boner?

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“Honey Boo Boo” Reads Christopher Walken Quotes

Wednesday, October 17 by

We reverse engineered last week’s show. The results are horrifying.

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Harvey Keitel Performs “Call Me Maybe”

Tuesday, October 16 by

Carly Rae Jepsen traded up from that Owl City guy.

Goddamn, Jay-Z is a cool guy.

Beyoncé To Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show, Teach Me How To Type Accent Marks

Tuesday, October 16 by

In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.

With news of this reboot, Earnest would be in tall cotton! If he wasn't long dead.

They’re Rebooting The ‘Ernest’ Movies…I Know, Right? Crazy!

Tuesday, October 16 by

David Lynch directs or GTFO.

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Ernest Had Sex And Now His ‘Son’ Has A Movie

Tuesday, October 16 by

Over the line, reboot people. Over the line!

Vroom...VROOOOOOOOM!

‘Robocop’ Reboot Pushed Back To 2014 To Make Way For ‘Elysium’

Tuesday, October 16 by

Finally, a headline that makes sense. Neill Blomkamp‘s sci-fi epic Elysium has been moved from March 2013 to August 9, 2013, suggesting that Sony’s faith in the project has grown….

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First Trailer For The ‘Carrie’ Remake. Don’t Laugh.

Tuesday, October 16 by

What Hell hath cyber-bullying wrought?

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‘Mockingbird Lane’ Actually Looks Pretty Good

Monday, October 15 by

Brilliant-but-prematurely-canceled.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

7 Two And A Half Men Girls Who Had To Kiss Charlie Sheen

Madea Movies

The “Madea” film franchise has made creator Tyler Perry one of the richest men in Hollywood. In 2011, "Forbes" magazine placed Perry on the top of their list of highest...

2012 SJ Movie Awards: Best Special Effects Houses

Right Out of Dante’s Inferno: 6 Movie Angels Who Kicked Ass

Most of the time in movies, angels are the gentle, winged beings who are looking out for our best interests. They have wise things to see, and they offer help...

7 Japanese Action Movies Any Action Fan Will Love

Cold and unfeeling samurai Ryonosuke Tsukue is a man who likes to kill. Well, maybe "likes" is too strong for this guy, but he certainly knows how to do it...

6 Of The Most Ridiculous Porn Parodies Ever Made

As long as movies have been around, there have been parodies and satires of those movies. And as long as porno movies have been around, they've ripped their inspiration from...

6 Disney Heroes Who Were Not As Good As They Seemed

6 Chuck Norris Movies That Have Roundhouse Kicks to The Face

Chuck Norris did not become a superhuman strongman and Internet sensation overnight. Norris built the myths and legends surrounding him with a flourishing movie career in the 80s and early...

8 Farming movies That Grew More Than Wheat

  Who knows what farmers are getting up to, way out in those fields? Could be anything. Just because there's wheat and corn, doesn't mean that's all that's out there....

6 Best Frineds In Romantic Comedies That Serve No Purpose At All

For some people, romantic comedies are quickly thrust under the rug as popcorn movies that serve little to no purpose in the artistic landscape that is cinema. Yet to others...

The Tardis: 5 Facts About Doctor Who’s Time Machine

The 5 Creepiest Harry Potter Fan Created Videos

Failed in The New World: 5 Britsh TV Remakes That Failed In America

British TV shows offer a fertile ground for mining ideas that American TV producers can quickly adopt in place of actually coming up with original shows. Sometimes it works like...

6 Hunting Movies That Prove Your Manliness

Proving one's manliness is an important endeavor. It's recommended by most manliness experts that you re-prove your manliness at least once a month, and one solid way to do this...

6 Gore Movies Chock-Full of Fake Blood

As Jean-Luc Godard once put it when a critic accused his movies of being too bloody: "That's not blood, that's red." That also goes for these bloody movies, which probably...

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