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Ummmm Hey, Bert…

Wednesday, April 20 by

Real Bert is really terrifying.

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23 Directors And Producers Form A Fellowship To Cast VOD Into Mordor

Wednesday, April 20 by

One does not simply pay 30 dollars to get into Mordor.

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John Luessenhop To Direct Leatherface’s Next Massacre

Wednesday, April 20 by

The ‘Takers’ director will lead the dissection of sexy teens in ‘Leatherface 3D’

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Spot The Differences In New Int. ‘X-Men: First Class’ Trailer

Wednesday, April 20 by

Another day, another ‘X-Men: First Class’ trailer.

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Justin Long Is Going To Murder His Best Man

Wednesday, April 20 by

In ‘Lumpy’, Tyler Labine will co-star as the life and death of the party.

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Joey Pants And Soul Glo Join ‘How To Make It In America’

Wednesday, April 20 by

If we wish hard enough, this will lead to Joe Pantoliano wearing a Soul Glo wig.

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‘Fast Five’ Interactive Trailer: Click All Over Jordana Brewster

Tuesday, April 19 by

In this trailer for ‘Fast Five’, you click on stuff and info videos pop-up. Click, click, click. Fun.

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Mark Cuban: “Anyone Wanna Buy The Indie Movie Business?”

Tuesday, April 19 by

Cuban is putting indie film distribution company Magnolia Pictures and the big art house theater chain Landmark Theatres up for sale. It ain’t the 90s anymore, amiright?

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John Krasinski To Smile Smugly In ‘Nobody Walks’?

Tuesday, April 19 by

John Krasinski is also most-likely leaving “The Office,” but just briefly to work on an indie movie. You’ll still have Jim around next season, talking about that baby.

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Mutants Won’t Look At Each Other In New ‘X-Men’ Poster

Tuesday, April 19 by

In Fox’s new poster for ‘X-Men: First Class’, we see Beast, Mystique, and a bunch of non-blue muties all walking in different directions. Or standing around. Whatever.

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Timberlake To Put “Dick” Into ‘SNL’ Season Finale “Box”

Tuesday, April 19 by

Looks like mother-lovin’ Justin Timberlake will host this year’s final episode of “SNL.”

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‘Ouija’ Scares A Writer Into Penning A McG Movie

Tuesday, April 19 by

Spooked by the prospect of being best known for writing ‘Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween Movie’, Evan Spilotopoulos has taken a gig scripting the McG/Michael Bay Ouiji board movie.

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Patrick ‘Puddy’ Warburton Will Be Confused (Sexually) In ‘Ted’

Tuesday, April 19 by

A sexually-confused Patrick Warburton is one of my favorite types of Patrick Warburton.

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Links Away: Tornado Steals Man’s Hamburger

Tuesday, April 19 by

Several weeks ago the Hamburglar devised a way to manipulate the weather. This is the horrifying result.

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Old Mystique News, New Mystique News

Tuesday, April 19 by

Jennifer Lawrence appears in her first big summer blockbuster! Rebecca Romijn? She’s in a Tyler Perry movie.

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