I don't think I'm spoiling things by revealing that the silhouette is Kermit.

Your Day Will Get Better With This ‘Muppets’ Trailer

Thursday, October 13 by

It was smart of the producers to cast Chris Cooper. People who like Muppets generally also really like Chris Cooper.

It is now a matter of fact that the Chechen president's birthday party was "Swank-y."

Hilary Swank Has To Apologize For Partying With A Chechen Tyrant

Thursday, October 13 by

This controversy could cause her to lose her title of “The Next Karate Kid.”


The 9 Goriest Kills From ‘The Walking Dead’

Thursday, October 13 by

This show is totally disgusting. And I’m looking forward to more.


‘Terra Nova’ Actress Allison Miller

Thursday, October 13 by

There are lots of cute girls 85 million years in the past.

This is what a hooker sees...

‘American Reunion’ Red Band Highlights The Dangers Of Unsupervised Masturbation

Thursday, October 13 by

Jason Biggs still hurts himself while masturbating after all these years.

The guy who thought up 'Squirrel Girl' must have been 'nuts'! GET IT?

Squirrel Girl? 9 Marvel Heroes You Won’t See In ‘The Avengers’

Thursday, October 13 by

Sadly, I don’t think we’ll be seeing “Squirrel Girl” on the silver screen.


Guy Who Threw Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Blames ‘Drive’

Thursday, October 13 by

‘Drive’ is making people do crazy things.

"What did you say about my hat, fish?"

7 Celebrities Who Have Done Hard Time

Thursday, October 13 by

Hollywood Boulevard is a much safer place with these folks behind bars.

Links Away: Halloweens All About Making Friends

Wednesday, October 12 by


The Original ‘Footloose’ Cast: Where Are They Now? (MovieFone)

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Joe Son Kills Cellmate? (CagePotato)

The Most Disgusting Meals In Cinema History (FilmDrunk)

Hottie With Secret Boobs (Smosh)

Red Sox Player Caught Playing Video Games? (Holytaco)

Kate Beckinsales Ass (CelebJihad)

Hot Vader Out For A Stroll (Unreality)

The Greatest Speeches Ever Made (DoubleViking)

Phantom Menace 3D? (Slashfilm)

Ever Seen Raw Meat? (31NightsofTerror)

How To Haunt Your Own House (MadeMan)

Hayden Pannetiere Bikini Pics (Ehowa)

Quit Netflix Already? (USAToday)

Can You Pass The Phillip Seymour Hoffman Quiz? (ModernMan)

Sofia Vergara Hotness (Maxim)

The Best of Phil Dunphy (WarmingGlow)

Top 5 Chris Columbus Fails (TuVez)

The Original Footloose Cast: Where Are They Now? (Moviefone)

TVs Highest Paid Actors Ever (AOLTV)


May Mr. Christopher Cheney take solace in the blizzard of high fives he received immediately following the disemination of the pictures.

Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Hacker Could Get 121 Years

Wednesday, October 12 by

If some dude’s gonna get over a century of jail time, I want Olivia Wilde or higher.

The phone is a goddamn hamburger.

If Phone Calls In The Real World Were Like Phone Calls In The Movies

Wednesday, October 12 by

A recent survey shows that 96% of phone calls placed today are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

This is how I felt writing this piece.

24 ‘Die Hard 5′ Titles That Make ‘A Good Day to Die Hard’ Look Brilliant

Wednesday, October 12 by

It could have been much worse.

He looks half-surprised by this announcement.

Let’s Celebrate HBO’s Renewal Of ‘Boardwalk Empire’ With A Glass Of Cold Buttermilk!

Wednesday, October 12 by

It’s going to be like one of those series where the kids never leave high school, only the kids are bootleggers and the high school is prohibition.

Oh my god! Who's who?

We Cast The 2012 Republican Candidates

Wednesday, October 12 by

I missed my calling. I should be in casting.


‘The Big Bang Theory’ Actress Kaley Cuoco

Wednesday, October 12 by

She gets down with the nerd humor.

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